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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Zombie, Nov 10, 2019.

  1. Microwave

    Microwave Professor

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    I am microwave, God of the same day, bringer of this week. Fear me because god is god god for you god is not the one.

    I think I might be using the word god to much.
     
  2. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I am Darth Revan, god of the world, bringer of the dark side. Fear me because I don't think you can be forgiven for that.

    Dude, what the fuck do you text on a regular basis?
     
  3. Nazgoose

    Nazgoose The Honky-tonk ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter DLP Gold Supporter

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    I am Nazgus, God of all time, bringer of the world. Fear me because I am not a God.


    Switched keyboards recently, don't think it's learned quite enough about me yet.

    I second DR though, what the fuck do you write on your phone @Arthellion ???
     
  4. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I text a lot on DnD brainstorming...they're some morbid things that happen.
     
  5. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    I'm not entirely sure how this got here, but...

    I am Oment, God of God, bringer of God. Fear me because of my personal life.

    Goddammit.
     
  6. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I am Mordecai, God of all of us, Bringer of all that we have been. Fear me because I am not alone in the office.
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I am Zombie God of all time, bringer of the day. Fear me because I am not going to be late.

    Mines rally concerned with time today.
     
  8. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Is it even possible for the God of All Time to be late?
     
  9. Agayek

    Agayek The Cursed Child DLP Supporter

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    I am Agayek, God of the wild bringer of the world. Fear me because I don't want to be a part of this world.
     
  10. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Minister of Magic DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    I am going. God of this. Bringer of this. Fear me because of my mental health issues and how much more likely I am to get back into my work.

    Curious. Very curious. I guess it means you don’t want this.
     
  11. Majube

    Majube Order Member

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    I am Majube goddess of my favourite things bringer of that franchise. Fear me because of the best moments from that series.

    / hmm, didnt know I talked about my favourite movies/shows/books that much.
     
  12. Ankan

    Ankan Professor

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    han säger att det är en av de är ju att det är därför jag inte har någon vid svarvarna.
     
  13. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    I am utsane, God of all the time, bringer of the day. Fear me because I have to go to the store.
     
  14. Nazgoose

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    Any chance you can provide a better translation?
    Screen Shot 2019-12-01 at 3.06.05 PM.png
     
  15. Ankan

    Ankan Professor

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    He says that there is one of the is that it is because I don't have anyone by the lathes/turners(?).

    It's pretty much gibberish.

    Ved och pellets är på väg till jobbet härifrån och det finns många olika typer av landhöjningen.

    Translation: Firewood and pellets is on the way to work from here and there is many types of uplift
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2019
  16. theimmortalhp

    theimmortalhp Second Year

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    I am theimmortalhp God of the wild bringer of the world trade center. Fear me because I don't think you can do it.

    :thonking:
     
  17. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    I am Selethe, goddess of course, bringer of all. Fear me because I'm not going into the house.
     
  18. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Headmaster

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    I think it’s cool to have a read and all was the day we got our lunch. I’ll be honest with ya dude he’s not really good at it lol. Yeah I’m just getting totally distracted and I’ll come over later today.
     
  19. James

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    I am James, God of y’all, bringer of the day. Fear me because I am not sure if I am going to be able to do it again.
     
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