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Battle School Mafia

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Eidolonic, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Eidolonic

    Eidolonic Supreme Mugwump

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    Game Over!

    Four men sit around a table in an elegantly furnished office. Three men in military uniform, and a guy who is supposed to be dead.

    Magic, I tell you.

    Regardless, they're sitting at a table, sipping on whiskey, when a crisp rap is made upon the door.

    They're wary, but the portly man pouring a refill calls for him to come in.

    It's the last thing he ever did.

    Bonzo Madrid enters the room with his gun raised, and puts a bullet between Colonel Hynum Graff's eyes.

    Bang.

    He dead.

    He stares at the other men, looks down at the gun in his hand, and drops the gun to the floor.

    "I have no issue with you. I'm not fit for command, and I just want to go home. I've done what I set out to do, and made things right."

    And so he went home.

    Magic, remember?

    Typhon has died!


    Menace has won, and left the game!

    The remaining three men look down at their fallen comrade, as they sip on their whiskey. They finish off their drinks, and the taller man lets out a sigh.

    "I suppose it's time to finish this - there's nothing remaining that is worthy of commanding our fleets, I'm sorry to say."

    And so they magically teleport to the mess hall, where three students are sitting, eating.

    The eldest of the three raises his head, and understanding dawns in his eyes as he notices the guns the three uniformed men hold.

    "So this is it, then?"

    A single gunshot is the answer, as the lad to his left falls over, dead.

    Uncle Stojil has died!


    Finally, the Admiral speaks.

    "Yeah. Yeah, this is it. You are not worthy. Or something."

    Two more gunshots ring out, and three people remaing standing.

    Moridin has died!



    Aekiel has died!



    SmileOfTheKill has Endgamed!



    Prophylaxis has Endgamed!



    Sir Karn has Endgamed!


    The Mafia (and Menace) Win!

    Except then the fleet has no one to command it, and then the Formics bugger humanity in the eye socket.

    Oops.

    ~Fin.
     
  2. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    The joke is that we let you guys kill Typhon.

    ---------- Post automerged at 07:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:01 PM ----------

    Also, SCREW YALL, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  3. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    Congrats to Team "We Can't Even Count" Lurkers, I guess.

    /passive aggressive
     
  4. Moridin

    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Damn. Gg scum.
     
  5. Eidolonic

    Eidolonic Supreme Mugwump

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  6. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    Well. Booyah? Sorta?

    Frankly, it's not a terrifically sweet win to me, because there was so much lurking. Even so, good game to those that played, and congratulations to Menace (your reveal caused a fairly embarrassing panic attack, you should know) and the rest of the mafia.

    On a personal note, I'd love any tips any of you might have for my improvement!
     
  7. Another Empty Frame

    Another Empty Frame Fake Flamingo DLP Supporter

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    I regret being so lurky and how hard rl hit me. this was still fun for me I'm just sorry that my lurking negatively affected other peoples games.
     
  8. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Man. This game went terribly from the start. I just couldn't believe that Mafia would have a damn gunsmith. I can't believe I shot my damn partner. I think I'm going to stay out of closed set up games from now on. I'm just no good at them.
     
  9. Prophylaxis

    Prophylaxis Squib

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    I was way too scared to post in thread. >.>
     
  10. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Woo, I guess this means I can start DLPhunt

    Uhh, if only I had enough players. Hint hint. There's not going to be anything to observe if there's not enough players to start the game :\
     
  11. Striker

    Striker What's up demons?

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    Fuck you you did, I read your QT. Just because it was beneficial to you guys for me to win doesn't make it any less legit.

    SPANISH PRIDE WOOOO!
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2013
  12. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Menace tried to save town. But then Aekiel.
     
  13. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    If you still need a player at start and Stojil doesn't refuse to play with me ever again, I'll try it.
     
  14. Aerylife

    Aerylife Not Equal

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    Watching the QT was like watching a train crash, awesome and amusing :D I bet you wanted spoilers now Aekiel :p
     
  15. Prophylaxis

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    I think the big mess up came from when Caesar used his ability on the Rents wagon. We were planning to bus Smile or Typhon and when Caesar used his ability it allowed us to run the idea of town!Typhon easily.

    Schrodinger should not have been lynched - his claim didn't mesh with a serial killer and he was obvious unaligned pairs with Rubicon.
     
  16. Typhon

    Typhon Order Member

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    Yeah, you can have this round, Menace. That was some pretty solid deduction.
     
  17. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    I have no bloody clue on why I didn't get lynched. I was letting myself be a massive target to get killed at night and have that fail to waste a possible death, but it was worse than I thought as everyone called me out on scum so early. The joke is that everyone left me alone.
     
  18. Prophylaxis

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    Best post in observer thread.

    ---------- Post automerged at 04:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:28 PM ----------

    Eido, can you consider not using daychat for 'scum in your next game?

    Daytalk gives a scum team a ton more coordination, helps bad scum players, etc. It creates a much, much easier gamestate for the scum, and in the hands of good scum then it can be equivalent to another mafia member.

    ---------- Post automerged at 04:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:36 PM ----------

    Daychat also allows each scum to be as strong as the strongest member of the scum team, and that's huge.
     
  19. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    The town has a lot of amazing roles, and the ability to talk during the day is not what made scum win. It was the amount of town durp.
     
  20. Sir Karn

    Sir Karn Guest

    This is the first time I've ever had Daychat as scum. I didn't realize how crazy Daychat was. We could have never coordinated a win like this toDay without it.

    LOL :awesome


    Aekiel's logic this last Day was hilarious.
     
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