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Battleracks (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Oz, Jun 1, 2011.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Friend of mine linked this to me. Basically, you're given a pic of two pairs of tits and you click the nicest ones and are brought to the next, uh... pair. Have fun. :v

    http://battleracks.com/

    Not safe for work, obviously.
     
  2. Anarchy

    Anarchy Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    Is it bad that I can identify a girl based on a picture of her tits alone? I saw Lucy Pinder's pop up a few times :/
     
  3. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Damn, this is hard.
     
  4. 13thadaption

    13thadaption Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Wait, why don't the percentages match up? ex) one pair will have won 65% and the other pair will have won 61%.

    ...someone must have spent a lot of time matching up pairs of breasts that looked similar. I wonder how long you have to keep clicking before you go back to the start. But the real question is, how long until someone makes an ass version?

    *edit to acknowledge my mathdumb. Realized pictures were randomized, duh.

    *2ndedit Stretch Girl? Must keep clicking.
     
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  5. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Hmmm. They should limit how many times you can vote. I just used Firebug to give Stretch Girl an extra 10,000 wins and it didn't even try to stop me. :p
     
  6. Nooblet

    Nooblet Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    Because the two pairs that you see aren't always paired together.
     
  7. Myduraz

    Myduraz Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    'Just' got home from the clubs and got stuck with this for like 30 minutes straight. Distracting, funny and :facepalm. Why does one find these when you're home alone ;(
     
  8. azrael

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    I don't think this actually worked, since no one on the leaderboard has anywhere near 10,000 wins (or even 10,000 total matches), unless leaderboard is only updated on a daily/weekly basis and not automatically.

    I'm also not sure if I want to know who 'stretch girl' is.
     
  9. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Of course you want to. ;)

    It definitely counted the votes. It said 14k last I saw it. If you ask me, this voting system's security has a gaping hole in desperate need of plugging.
     
  10. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Way to be a douche :|

    This is why we can't have nice things. Seriously, dude.
     
  11. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    Know how I know you're gay?

    Someone links a site devoted to comparing pictures of tits and your first thought is how to exploit a lack of security to screw with the numbers.
     
  12. Taure

    Taure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Is anyone going to post who this mysterious "Stretch Girl" is?
     
  13. Psychotic Cat

    Psychotic Cat Chief Warlock

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    http://battleracks.com/recent.php

    Near the top, she's a girl and she's stretching.
    (If that doesn't narrow it down, she has about ten thousand more votes than anyone else.)

    What, you were expecting something else?
     
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  14. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    I wish there were a "King of the Hills" mode where the winner stays and the loser is replaced with another pair of tits. Awesome app is awesome, though. :3
     
  15. ItsAProcess

    ItsAProcess Fourth Year

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    This is awesome, but limited in scope. They need many moar pairs of tits to make it Epic.
     
  16. Rubicon

    Rubicon High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    I hate this meme so much. :rolleyes:

    Skewing polls is a time-honored internet tradition and I will not hear one bad word spoken against it.
     
  17. azrael

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    I suspected that 'stretch girl' was referring to a girl with hideously stretched skin/nipples or some such thing that was unattractive. I am actually pleasantly surprised to be wrong.
     
  18. wordhammer

    wordhammer Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    This is the... pair. There are better ones in competition, though.

    Tineye found the originating pic.

    I think the site is ignoring the vote-blast in competition, though, as the match stats show only ~1100 positive votes. Your stat-wrecking is incomplete.
     
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