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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Platypus, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Red Aviary

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    I have to wonder why you would name the tiger Shere Khan and the bear Baloo, but not name the lion Simba.
     
  2. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    Baloo and Shere Kahn were both from Jungle Book. Simba is from Lion King. Why would they go together?
     
  3. Nuit

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    Because both are famous films from Disney.
     
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    awinarock Totally Sirius

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    Die in a fire.

    *sniff*
     
  7. Pure Infinity

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  8. awinarock

    awinarock Totally Sirius

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  10. Platypus

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  11. James

    James High Inquisitor

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    Fuck you, man, and the feels you bring.
     
  12. Oz

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    THIS THE BAWW THREAD NOT THE DAWW THREAD BICTH !!
     
  13. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Fuck all of you and the dead pets you rode in on.

    Literally made me cry because my 21 year old cat is basically at that "can't do cat things" stage.
     
  14. CaptainFlowers

    CaptainFlowers Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    Here you go.
     

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  15. awinarock

    awinarock Totally Sirius

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  16. CaptainFlowers

    CaptainFlowers Fourth Year DLP Supporter

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    w h y
     
  17. Nazgus

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    Where's this one from? Looks familiar but can't place.
     
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    Its Overwatch
     
  19. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Tomorrow morning we're putting her to sleep. She's mewling because she had a little stroke and her legs won't move.

    All the sad emotions.
     
  20. James

    James High Inquisitor

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    You have all the support I can give you over the internet. Cats are awesome. I've had one for a little more than a year and every time he fucks away doing cat things for a day, I'm so scared he won't come back. Full support.
     
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