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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Platypus, Dec 11, 2013.

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Nov 14, 2017 #141
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methor said: ↑

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A rotting corpse would be more accurate.

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Jul 9, 2018 #143

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Aug 19, 2018 #145

This is not quite baww but I was deeply upset to find out this existed.

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Aug 19, 2018 #146

Please tell me that's not a spider. I need to know that there aren't spiders in the world that can flatten themselves against a branch and meld in perfectly with it, waiting to strike.

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Aug 19, 2018 #147

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Aug 19, 2018 #148

Sorry guys it's a thing, in Australia of course. It's a Wrap-Around spider or Dolophones Conifers. The only positive side is it is way smaller than those pictures suggest.

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Aug 19, 2018 #149

I come this thread to feel sad, not afraid. Away with you and your freaky spiders!

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Aug 19, 2018 #150

Republic said: ↑

I come this thread to feel sad, not afraid. Away with you and your freaky spiders!
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I'll accommodate you then....

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Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Dec 1, 2018 #152

"every song i write feels like the last song I'll ever write, and the moment it's done I fully forget how I did any of it lol. if artists were fully honest in interviews half our answers to Qs about 'process' would probably be 'i don't know dude'" -mitski
"I'm surprised to hear you say this because of how frequently you rightly attribute your success to and advocate for the hard work approach... yet songwriting is unexplainable magic? How do you reconcile these two things?" -bystander
"listen you learn your craft as much as you can so that when the magic comes swimming down the river you have the net to catch it" -mitski
"Appreciate this intellectual honesty. I think it is true of investing theses too..." -anonymous VC

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Mar 28, 2019 #154

You know you're something when you can line up Arthellion, DR, and Vlad [RIP] on the same side ~ Nazgus

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Aug 21, 2019 #155

Source without FB caption.

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

Ur-Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes. It would be so much easier for us if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, "I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Blackshirts to parade again in the Italian squares." Life is not that simple. Ur-Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances — every day, in every part of the world. [...] Freedom and liberation are an unending task.
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Aug 29, 2019 #156

“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

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Aug 30, 2019 #157

Bit long, but beautiful story.

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Sep 13, 2019 #158

Thankfully, the kid seems to be doing better now.

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Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

Ur-Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes. It would be so much easier for us if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, "I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Blackshirts to parade again in the Italian squares." Life is not that simple. Ur-Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances — every day, in every part of the world. [...] Freedom and liberation are an unending task.
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Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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"It all averages out, shit happens two to three times a week, ordinary people do it in the median." Tim Dorsey, "Orange Crush"

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