Yo Mama's on Crack Rocks

 

I actually did get through the entire thing and all I have to say is that damn kid really just needs to get laid. Let him go find some bushy haired chick and he can pretend it's Hermione, but god damn it there's the type that turns into a pedophile for bushy haired eleven year olds in black skirts... Shudder...

 

I didn't make it through a minute. I was laughing too hard to listen to any more after that . . . actually, that's just an excuse. I couldn't listen because my head was . . . no, that's an excuse too. Kid probably's never gotten into the sack before in his life and desperately needs even a little action. Well, by how scrawny he was, I doubt he'll be getting any anytime soon. *sigh* poor guy.