We finally find out what this particular soulles asian sold his for; ninja skills with floating bubbles. This is black magic, no two ways about it. Nobody gets skills like these without doing something dubious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtztrcGkCBw&feature=player_embedded

As was said to me when I was linked to this, "It gets better after he sits down"; about a minute or so in.

WTFepicwin.

:awesome

 

Black Magic, you say?

 

WINGARDIUM FUCKIN' LEVIOSA BITCHES.

Also, that was really neato.

 

Is it just me, or is the song he initially plays at around >0:40 some variant of the childrens' song, Tooryanse? And, uh... should I be worried that I recognised it?

Anyway, this guy does things with his hands that should not be possible. Creepy but awesome.

 

He's a robot. The ball is magnetic. It's not glass, just really, really, REALLY well polished.

Problem solved.

 

New goal - find and date a girl who is a contact juggler :awesome

 

Hmm it was pretty cool when he and the guy had "string".

 

Black magic? Or Black Magic WOMAN?!

As far as the video... Its only black magic because of how the ball was designed... Protip: If a douche who looks like Kolskits/The Heir can do it, its not so awesome. D:

 

Subject: Mr. Miyagi
Status: Found juggling in Tokyo, Japan.

 

That was pretty awesome. Not gonna lie.

 

Jeebus... that was something else!

Also, Vash, you win +1 interwebs for Santana's fucking hair!