Been waiting for Yachiru for so long. I was starting to think she would never really fight. Kubo has so many cool characters who never get their deserved time in the spotlight. :/

 

No surprise, considering every arc he feels the need to create a bunch of new characters, and only give attention to the most popular of his old ones.

 

http://readms.com/r/bleach/572/2290/1

 

Summary of next chapter, likely to be the last chapter in the series-

Zaraki: oh hey guys what's goi-

Zaraki: 'finds Yachiru on ground, bones all broken'

Zaraki: ...

Zaraki: 'rapefuck murderface that stretches across twelve pages'

Juha Bach: 'dies of killing intent'

Spirit King: 'shits pants, gives up throne'

Zaraki: 'looks out of manga panels at readers. Still frame. Fin'

The end. It was nice knowing you guys.

 

You just made me shed tears of endless longing for a Bleach fic you will never write. Bastard.

 

New chapter is up.

 

http://readms.com/r/bleach/574/2308/1
Out.

 

Kenpachi officially the strongest Captain alive.

 

I preferred 'This makes me hard' as a release phrase

 

Would be cooler if Kishi and Oda hadn't both had characters using meteor drops somewhat recently.

 

Meteors are in vogue right now.

 

http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/578/3

 

Haven't read Bleach for yonks. Decide to browse thread. See old favourite Captain mentioned.

ROCK HARD BABY. ROCK. HARD.

 

Kenpachi jobbed.

 

Which makes no sense since he still has his eyepatch on.

 

I was wondering about his eyepatch too. I don't mind all that much since it was made clearly that he was pretty injured from his last fight already.

 

This is all assuming he doesn't just stand up in the next chapter and go all like: "Lol, wasn't using two hands and still got that eyepatch." And whopping some more shitty villains.

 

I'm kind of hoping that's Ichigo showing up in the next chapter, and he'll be all "you need help, Kenpachi?"

And Kenpachi will take his eyepatch off and be all "nah, I got this," and then Ichigo will leave to go help somebody else.

 

Ahh, I had forgotten the two-handed savagery, but had been wondering about the eyepatch.

Kenapchi could probably vertically bisect at least one of them with a single two-handed swing. Horizontally . . . he could probably do all five. Or however many.

 

Meh, he could probably oneshot them with a one-handed swing if he lands it. Did you see the damage the fodder did to the blood girl?