Dude she's not a dude... Otherwise she couldn't get up the stairs to the girls dormitories... She's an it.... A He/She, A dudette with a dude's parts, An all in one reproductive factory, an "It", A TRANSVESTITE!!!

It all makes perfect sense now.


As for having the power to fuck with time... I wouldn't do much, I would just use my new found powers for the betterment of the human race... In other words, to give me more nap time.

 

i actually read a fanfic back in the day where hermione was a hermaphrodite. I vaugely remember her getting mad at ron because (with out any knowledge of the hermaphrodite-ness) he called her herm or hermy something like that.

 

use the power of time...never *starts thinking about all the fun and chaos i could cause*

 

Gosh the things I could do...Knowing me, I'd accidentally send myself to fuedal Europe with no escape in sight

 

They would teach you your place... Uppity Wench

*Don't kill me please*

And if you do kill me at least don't touch my hair... Or let anything unclean touch it.

 

Do we have unresolved issues we need to deal with giovanni?

 

None that I am aware of.

Well aside from

My out of control Paranoia
My Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
My Criminal Insanity
My Unappreciated Genius
and last but not least
My absolute and utter loathing of morons...

Nope I got no issues I need to work on.

Just thought I might annoy Lady Rebecca with a post like that

Esp after she harrassed me so in the Person Above Me Game

 

*captures Lord Ravenclaw*
*ties him up*
*removes his clothes*
*shoves honey in his ass and puts him by a hornets nest thats next to an african fire ant hill*
*walks away*

 

*helps Lord Ravenclaw*

 

*kills Giovanni for chauvinistic comment*

 

*re-captures Lord Ravenclaw*
*captures Lady Rebecca*
*puts them both in anti-magic manacles*
*sends Lord Ravenclaw to Dumbledore's office orgy*
*sends Lady Rebecca to Siberian Uranium mines*
*has a martini shaken not stirred*

 

urgh . . . please don't be so . . so . . . urg next time giovanni uke:

 

^ Is incapable of escape due to manacles, and is violated by Dumbledore numerous times.

 

^ Is showing a picture of what I did to Dumbledore after the orgy was over and I left my hiding spot.

 

I shall escape using stolen uranium, making me a super person and kill you Giovanni!