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Canon passages out of context

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Newcomb, Dec 25, 2014.

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  1. Newcomb

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    Dec 25, 2014 #1
    Inspired by this.

    Feel free to pile on if you've got a good one. I'll warn you, though, once you put your mind in that place, it's kind of hard to shift gears; you'll probably end up going to some pretty odd mental places.
     
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    BRB, Ctrl+F-ing through the ebooks for any uses of "ejaculating" that link missed.
     
  3. yourself196

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    Eh... turns out my quotes were in Newcomb's link.
     
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    Draco, referring to the Monstrous Book of Monsters.
     
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    This was in the HP meme thread quite a while ago. It fits perfectly (personal favorite is "Hagrid's pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds").

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    "I didn't," said Harry, staring up at him. "I didn't put it in. I was telling the truth."

    "Ah. . . okay," said Cedric. Harry could tell Cedric didn't believe him. "Well . . . see you, then." - Harry & Cedric, Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire



    "I didn't put it in!" said Harry, grinning broadly. … "I wanted Ron to think I'd done it, so I faked it when I knew you were looking." - Harry, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince
     
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    Mar 7, 2015 #7
    20 bucks says Warlocke ctrl-f5'd the Harry Potter books with "put it in".
     
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    25.76 bucks he used grep.
     
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    Actually, I was specifically thinking about the Felix Felicis scene, and used ctrl-F3 to find "I didn't put it in" so I could check the scene's exact wording.

    When it landed on the GoF scene, first, I decided to use it, too, since it hinted at a continuing narrative. One wonders who Harry is trying to fool, and why. :sherlock:

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    That PS quote is so wrong Warlocke, so, so wrong.

    I need a moment :fire
     
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    /tencharbecausequotesdon'tcount

    Edit: Oh! That was my 1,500th post. Go me?
     
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