I have a few recycled from one of my own CAH games with friends. I'm not sure if they are as "shocking" as what you're looking for, Midknight, but they can form some hilariously absurd combinations when paired when some of the ruder answers you already have.

BLACK CARDS/Questions:​

-"The latest character to join the Disney Princess Franchise © is....?"
-"In light of the ongoing Eurozone Crisis, what did the IMF recommend to the people of Greece?"
-"A <BLANK> sandwich tastes better with extra bacon."
Pick 2:-"Prince Charles, his wife Camilla, and <BLANK> had a delightful habit of playing with <BLANK> during the afternoon."
-"Finish this analogy: Dog is to wolf as cat is to <BLANK>."
-"What was the topic of the latest UN Security Council Session?"
-"Among his most precious possessions, Khal Drogo counted his wife Daenerys Stormborn, his famous horse, and his prized <BLANK>."

WHITE CARDS/ANSWERS:​

-"Mayonnaise"
-"The cast of Sound of Music"
-"Cock-flavored lollipop"
-"Chilli Fries"
-"Super Size Me"
-"Hurricane Irene"
-"Peter, Paul, and Mary"
-"Brass trumpet"
-"Yodeling in the valley"
-"Growing Strong"
-"Buckminsterfullerene"
-"North Korean missiles"
-"Dead father"
-"Ernest Hemingway"
-"Intestinal herpes"
-"Coldplay's latest album"
-"Princess of China"
-"Russian revolution"

 

Ash, I'm pretty biased on coming up with new (and rehashing) old stuff on CAH because that's what seemed to get the most chuckles and outright guffaw-ing at the meetup I attended... but that may have been due to the rampant and ridiculous ingestion of alcohol.

 

Gross and shock value is what we're going for. Most of the normal CAH answers aren't funny by far, but when you combine them with the right answer card, they're amazing!

 

This is probably too much.

Black cards:
The next blockbuster movie got delayed because ______.
Critics were horrified to find out that the next big hit featured _______.
What the fuck is that?
Mommy, how did daddy die?
Let me tell you about _______.
In the final weeks before the election, _________'s campaign was completely derailed by _______.
When it was time to present his project, the weird kid in class surprised everyone by talking about ________.
In the weeks following Hurricane Sandy, what did Mitt Romney bring to the citizens of New York City?
In an article exclusive to his new book, Matt Taibbi writes about President Obama's ______ habit.
The real reason no one talks about ______ anymore is because of ________.

White Cards:
A literal motherfucker.
An autistic child.
Raping and pillaging.
Gang rape.
Bukkake.
Tearing out your enemy's heart and eating it to gain his courage.
Skullfucking.
Ripping his balls off.
Edward Penishands.
My "friend's" collection of midget porn.
My bucket full of eyes in various colors.
A creepy uncle.
An "ephebophiliac."
Dicks everywhere, as far as the eye can see.
Giant, floppy tits.
A motorboating gone horribly, horribly wrong.

 

The reason no one talks about giant, floppy tits anymore is because of A motorboating gone horribly, horribly wrong. :awesome

And Midknight was never seen again.

 

Which one of my girls are you implying has giant floppy tits, cause you know they'll both kill you in your sleep at Spartan Race bro, lol.

Solomon, nope, those are perfect, keep em coming. We need several hundred. At least 200.

 

You take me for a fool, don't you? In this tale the motor boating was... SELF INFLICTED!!! Dun dun duuuuuunnnnn! It's like autoerotic asphyxiation... But on your own teats!

This, ladies and gents, is why I shouldn't work a ten hour shift after two hours of sleep. Lovecraftian Middy Self-Transfiguration is what happens. Yup.

 

I'll have you know I have pecs of steel! But omfg if I had giant floppy tits I'd never leave the house. Ever.

 

Now editable!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Am7Si0gbEXVodFhPc1FCTElHVjBlQ3lmXzVqYldfdWc&usp=sharing

I promptly forgot about this, sorry girls! I'd like to get it greatly expanded, and we'll grab say 100ish of the best questions and answers and have our own little CAH set for meetups. Remember, not DLP specific, but just our own twisted sense of humor!