Sorry, this probably isn't exactly news to anyone, but I saw this on TV the other day and found a YouTube video clip of it, so I figured I'd share. I just thought it was insanely hilarious and, well, sort of pathetic at the same time.

 

U mad you ain't winning like Charlie Sheen.

His veins drip tiger blood you heard. Bi-polar nah bi-winning :awesome

 

His brain isn't of this terrestrial realm :awesome

Also awesome remix is awesome

 

You can only dream of being as big a winner as Charlie.

 

Carlos needs to remember his place and do some yardwork.

"Winning?" No.

"Weeding?" Yes

 

I have newfound respect for Charlie Sheen. He's shameless in the best possible way.

 

But of course. After all, he is invincible.

 

That was pretty entertaining.

And yet FUCK YOU for linking a goddamn Cracked article. It's not as bad as TV Tropes, but I know every time I go to that site it's like eating Lay's potato chips or arranging call girls: I can't stop at just one.

Getting out of all those open TV Tropes tabs is like trying to break a coke habit, and I don't mean the soft drink.

/has never had a coke habit
/full disclosure

 

How much is anyone willing to bet that he was tripping balls during that interview?

In other news this has lead into that.

Poor Charlie. Now he won't be making two million every episode

Perhaps we should start a charity?

 

It'd be stupid of Lorre not to continue the show. The next season will be the top show, point-blank period, without any real effort on anyone's part:

1. The show basically emulates Charlie Sheen's real life exploits. Ergo, the writers have to do jackshit - just supplant this drama into the show's plot. The more fun they poke at it, the better.

2. $2 million an episode is nothing compared to what they'd get back.

3. Sheen is right about one thing: canceling the show hurts the crew more than it hurts Sheen. Lorre could make a statement to that effect and come out looking like a saint - or prophet, or whatever the Jewish equivalent is.

4. Cancelling just makes him look butthurt.

 

I thought they just stopped the 8th season? Thats the first I've read of the show being completely canceled.

 

No, apparently Lorre's decided to stop the show until Charlie gets his act together.

Funny thing is, if you listen to him in the interviews, he's not doing the obscene amounts of drugs anymore because, and I quote, 'it got boring'. He'll still likely have recreational sex, but in all due honesty, you have to respect a guy as downright shameless as he is and having the massive balls to stick with it all regardless of the bullshit piling up in front of him.

And even if half or all of the stuff he says is complete lunacy, he's still extremely charismatic and very watchable. In short, he's the awesomely tolerable version of Glenn Beck if you swapped out religious fervor for sex.

...and on that note, am I the only one who would think it would be uproariously hilarious to see MSNBC to parallel FOX and replace what was once Olbermann's 'Countdown' with Charlie Sheen's 'Crack-down'?

 

I'd produce it, and surf all the way to the bank on Lorre's tears.

 

My wife and I were talking about Sheen's implosion yesterday, and she said, "The other guy, his brother on the show, is the one I feel for, 'cause you know he's like, 'Come on man, this is all I got going.'"

Bless her, thinking of others when the lulz are flying in.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking of Charlie's live-in porn star; that bitch is down for some nasty stuff...

 

Good god, this. My new hero.

 

Charlie Sheen is an American Hero but, before we forget:

The way he partied made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, [and] Richards look like droopy eyed armless children.

;-)

 

I, for one, can't wait for all this Sheen shit to go away.

He's a shit actor, an amazingly annoying person, and all this hype is the drug he's using now.

TL;DR: I hate Sheen, he should go die by fire up the cock.

 

My new favorite Charlie Sheen quote ever

"I have defeated the earth-worm with my words now imagine what I can do with my fire breathing fists."

 

I would be surprised if he doesn't die that way. If he doesn't have some sort of STD that melts away his cock by now, I'm amazed.

 

Actually, the drug he's using now is called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.