Charlie Sheen is my new hero. He doesn't give a fuck what folks say about him, he's going to live his life the way he wants. Good for him I say. He's made them bucket loads of cash with his show, what he does in his private life is no one's goddamned business. All that crazy shit Lohan, Spears, Hilton, etc, etc have done, and it wasn't this negative by far. Let him live his life.

 

Lolwut? Admiring Charlie Sheen is like admiring Paris Hilton.

 

I dont see how, Paris made herself famous by being a slut who pretends to be talented as a hobby and Charlie made himself famous by being a talented actor who fucks the sluts as a hobby.

 

Or the way his publicist wants.

I think this is a fraudulent sham. Charlie doesn't strike me as authentic. He just wants attention so he acts stupid. Kinda like glam metal rock stars.

 

Charlie Sheen is awesome as fuck, and apparently his brain isn't from 'this particular terrestrial realm' which is enough reason to put Two and a Half men back on tv. It'd be the best fucking show ever if he was unscripted and just ranted like he does in interviews.

 

I'd watch that. Seriously. It would be more awesome than Burn Notice, Psych, and Monk combined.

 

My name is Charlie Sheen. I used to be an actor. Until...

<We saw your interview on Oprah. We're renegotiating your pay.>

When you're making less than two million per episode, you've got nothing: no ten-thousand year old brain, no tiger blood, no bi-winning. You're stuck in whatever terrestrial realm they decide to dump your brain in.

<Where am I?>
<Reality.>

You do whatever drugs come your way. You rely on anyone who's still selling to you. An earthworm you defeated with your mind...

<Shall we shoot up?>

An ex-girlfriend you used to threaten with a knife on Christmas...

<Oh god, please don't hurt me Charlie...>

Family too...

<Dad, fill in the blanks, this shit's gnarly.>

...if you have Adonis DNA.

<You need help, Charlie.>

Bottom line? Until you get two million an episode... you're not filming anything.

 

Except the minor fact that his publicist resigned a few days ago, out of a belief he could no longer work with Sheen.

So yeah, I'm thinking this could be the real deal from him.

 

Only way Charlie Sheen could be winning more than he is? Magic! Cue Harry with Charlie Sheen persona fanfiction.

 

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/05/charlie-sheen-live-ustream-internet-video-sheens-korner/

I honestly have no words for this shit.

 

http://www.ustream.tv/charliesheen

It's actually him, doing an 'experiment' of sorts.

It's been awesome so far

 

How about lame? Pathetic? He's just recycling the same catchphrases attributed to him in the past few days and being a fucktard.

I'm kind of hoping for a live suicide, but I'm sure I'll be disappointed.

 

FTFY.

Also, Sheen + Burn Notice would be the end of USA. That's all I'm saying about that.

Also, apparently I'm in the troll corner. If Sheen's life depending on my actions, I'd go to sleep and wake up the next day hoping for all that is holy he fucking died. Then I'd have an egg sammich.

 

How long has it been since Charlie Sheen did any acting?

No, TaaHM was not acting, they did not even both to give him a different name for fucks sake.

 

That was a publicity stunt.

 

And you are retarded.

 

Um you do know that his characters being named Charlie has been part of his contract for a while now right?

 

I noticed something to that effect when I looked up his IMBD, I don't remember anything he did since the 80's.

Why does he have to play characters with the same name as him I wonder? Some wierd kind of conceit?