He's too fucking stupid to remember to answer to another name.

EDIT, because I missed this somehow:

Paris Hilton
- Used daddy's name as a springboard for her bullshit ambitions, and carte blanche permission to make a spectacle of herself.
- Said use of name is the only reason anyone in Hollywood/media took her seriously.
- Too stupid to realize how Hollywood/media is completely exploiting her, while working under the delusion that people appreciate her for anything more than her ability to fuck up when placed in front of a camera.
- Stays relevant by unfathomable amounts of luck.
- Enabled all of her life, not only getting out of situations where anybody else would've been incarcerated for a long period of time, but also receiving offers for more opportunities to make scads of money.

Charlie Sheen
- Used daddy's name as a springboard for his bullshit ambitions, and carte blanche permission to make a spectacle of himself.
- Said use of name is the only reason anyone in Hollywood/media took him seriously.
- Too stupid to realize how Hollywood/media is completely exploiting him, while working under the delusion that people appreciate him for anything more than his ability to fuck up when placed in front of a camera.
- Stays relevant by unfathomable amounts of luck.
- Enabled all of his life, not only getting out of situations where anybody else would've been incarcerated for a long period of time, but also receiving offers for more opportunities to make scads of money.

tl;dr

 

No clue, he has a pile of weird shit in his contract. For instance I don't know if its still in there and I would hope not but it used to be part of his contract that he was allowed to have a large caliber handgun with him at all times. He absolutely loves them and has a huge collection that he practices with regularly at a shooting range.

 

OMG GUYZ ISN'T THIS FUNNY AND TOPICAL?!

 

Err no he really didn't, he made himself famous well before he started his spiral with a big series of movies his dad had absolutely no connection to. The only one I can recall off the top of my head they did together was Wall Street.

Also acting was what he fell back on after he got expelled from school, he originally wanted to play professional baseball and he was actually pretty good at it but he gave it up when he got booted out of school.

Maybe it gave him some help but he got famous because he made a string of movies that were smash hits and became very famous from them. Wall Street and Platoon are listed as two of the most successful movies of all time.

I'm lost how is he being exploited?

Also considering his tv show Two and a Half Men was the number one show in the nation for a while and hes the single highest paid television actor ever I think your probably not in the majority with your opinion.

No he stays relevant by being batshit insane.

Yeah cant argue with that, by all rights he should have been dead or in jail a thousand times over.

 

I've never seen Two and a Half Men, but I was actually going to watch it because of all this crazy Sheen shit happening. Now that I find out he's been fired, I'm boycotting the show for life.

Also, I don't understand how this hurts him in any way. By being crazy, he was giving the show a shit ton of free publicity. Not to mention Sheen doesn't have a morality clause in his contract, so by firing him, CBS just agreed to pay him an ungodly amount of money and opened the door for a lawsuit.

Charlie Sheen. Crazy not stupid.

 

Charlie Sheen Death Watch '11
(It's like bingo - but funner.)​

Step #1: Pick the Cause
- Suicide
- Murder
- Substance Abuse
- Natural Causes (yeahniggarightlolol)

Step #2: Pick the time
- Regular date
- T-minus time since termination from 2.5 Men
- T-minus Time after Lorre announces Sheen's replacement
- T-minus Time after latest woman-beating incident
- T-minus time after declared bankruptcy

Step #3: Pick the location
- His home
- Lorre's home
- Ramón's home
- Tiger cage
- WoW convention (amongst warlocks)

 

Would be a lot more fun if it wasn't just declared on Twitter that his 'final Sheen's Korner' is booked for tonight. You've got to wonder why he would stop his web-show, besides his lawyers saying that looking fucking insane online destroys his case... but I somehow doubt that.

And considering how unbelievably shitty he looked in the last one, I'm calling tonight, via one of the guns in his massive collection. Likely on camera. And frankly, I really don't want to watch it.

 

Ominous. Especially since the entirety of the first episode of Sheen's Korner was like one long, terrible impression of Hunter S. Thompson... albeit with cheaper laughs.

 

Well, apparently Sheen hasn't broken down as much to kill himself, because his production has gone up... but he's gone rather... poetic.

I thought this was a cry for help initially - but then again, this isn't exactly a cry for help. This is fucking insanity - and it's fucking HILARIOUS.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg&list=SL

Auto-Tune the News strikes again.

 

That was retarded.

 

[/thread] Thanks for coming, folks, but this is over. D:

 

Jon Cryer's pretty emotional response to Sheen's accusations.

:awesome

 

I literally spit onto the keyboard at 3:08. Daaaammmnn...

 

As usual, he's not funny at all without Charlie.

 

Charlie Sheen vs. Gaddafi: Whose Line Is it Anyway?