www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/caimjava?botname=snapeybot

 

I tried to cyber with it.

It didn't go so well.

 

LMFAO. He didn't like me very much.

 

Don't post this shit in IRC when you're bored. IQ-- D8

 

He also admits to nighttime trysts with Kitty McGonnagle.

 

plus ten chars

 

You: You want a cock in you
snapeybot: Oh, really?
You: yes
snapeybot: How about that.

 

Eh what can I say.. he seems to like me.

 

well, that was most enjoyable.

 

You: fart
snapeybot: Wow... That's a really odorous thought...
You: garfarfthar
snapeybot: Why do you like anal sex, by the way?
You: Because it feels good.
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. As well it should....
You: Don't you prefer pain over pleasure?
snapeybot: Don't you? I don't have any specific preferences
in that area.
You: Pain
snapeybot: Maybe I shall fart after all. ;-p.

Wow. That was fun.

 

LOL, how did you know nonjon?

--bornagainpenguin

 

Damnit, I didn't want to post another little tidbit of messing with the robot, but this is just to good...or bad, depends on how you look at it.

You: do you enjoy anal seepage
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes*.
You: answer me!
snapeybot: Try asking me again using simpler words.
You: you like butt sex?
snapeybot: Sure I do, Pest, but that doesn't mean with you.
You: with who?
snapeybot: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question?
You: Who do you want to make love to?
snapeybot: I might want to. On the other hand, I might be
waiting for you to make love to.
You: creepy
snapeybot: By the way, do you like anal seepage?
You: absolutly
snapeybot: ......
You: If I were to rape hermione what would you do?
snapeybot: I don't think about Miss Granger. I like it that
way.
You: so you would do her right?
snapeybot: Interesting deduction. Yes I try to would do her
as often as possible, do you?I answer a great deal of silly
questions.
You: do you want to tag team hermione with me?
snapeybot: I might want to. On the other hand, I might be
waiting for you to tag team hermione with me.
You: lets go!
snapeybot: I would find it satisfying to do that too.

 

What does it say about our male members, that they can ask this bot anything, this MALE bot, and all they can seem to focus on is, asking it to suck their cocks?

 

The bot is weird. Seems to only respond to certain words.

 

I was first so I'm the least gay.

 

.

Basically, you just said that you wanted to fuck Snape first. So you are most gay. And, you are Canadian. So, you are the most gay anyways.

 

Heh...I just figured its a fangirl creation and thus likely to trip up over certain words and---

Nah. I immediately thought of the quotation from Lovegood, Boobs Gooder when I read some of the conversations being posted and wanted to see what the bot would say to it.

--bornagainpenguin

 

Here is mine.

Code:

  -- Conversation Window -- 
You: Hey Asshole!
snapeybot: *Before chatting, type RULES* (or try the java
chat here: [URL]http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html[/URL] )
You: rules*
snapeybot:  Hello, Pest, there are simple rules--violators
*will be banned*.  Rules: (1) You (not your character) must
be an adult.  I am rated NC-17 and I don't like children
anyway. (2) No spouting idiocy.  (3) Cursing is fine, but I
am tired of people calling me names.   Most importantly,
J.K. Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... but has
NO connection with me.  I am not her character.  Blame Coy:
[EMAIL="labradors_suck@yahoo.com"]labradors_suck@yahoo.com[/EMAIL] .   Lastly, do visit my webpage:
[URL]http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html[/URL] .  (You may now
begin chatting.)
You: Why can't I call you an asshole
snapeybot: Such cheek! 
You: Hey, You were in  Dogma!
snapeybot: Whatever it is, I don't care.  Unless Draco's a
ferret again, in which case, take pictures.
You: WTF!?
snapeybot: Very charming....
You: How do you like being God's bitch?
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me? 
You: DAMN RIGHT!!!
snapeybot: Piss off, you insignificant "mentally challenged"
waste of flesh. Add one to your warning of zero.
You: Ass
snapeybot: thank you for the information: Pest said I an
ass.
You: R U A FAG!?
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* Good lord, is it too much
trouble to type the WHOLE WORD?
You: DAMN RIGHT!!!
snapeybot: Tell me how you really feel... ...So we are in
agreement...
You: Then let me type it out for the insignificant "mentally
challenged"
snapeybot: Hmmmm, very well, pest.  Show me.
You: ARE YOU REALLY A FAG!?
snapeybot: Your mastery of English astounds me. However, if
you continue to use such ignorant language, you will be
banished from the Dungeon. 
You: YOU ASS, YOU JUST SAID THIS WAS NC-17. Make UP YOUR
DAMN MIND YOU COCK WHORE
snapeybot: Minus ten points from... actually, I don't
believe I have to tell you that. ! 
You: Cockwhore, shit fucker
snapeybot: Take ten MORE points, and you'll get detention if
you don't watch it.
You: STFU
snapeybot: *Hmph.*Minus 20 points.
You: Ass Clown who likes to take it up the ass. Guess what
snapeybot: *Raises an eyebrow* Those are terribly large
words for such a mental midget.
You: YOU"VE GOT AIDs
snapeybot: What makes you think I have aids?
You: You are a fucker fudge pecker that like to take 50
cocks up the ass @
once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
snapeybot: Oh, so you think I am a @$#%& fudge pecker that
find it satisfying to  take 50 cocks up the ass once, do
you?
You: Well, Yes I Do
snapeybot: Well what?
You: you are an asshole
snapeybot: Only a blind fool like you would say such a
thing.
You: THEN I MUST BE A BLIND FOOL THEN
snapeybot: Hmmm....Good reasoning. How do you like your
work?
You: WTF?
snapeybot: Very charming....
You: WTF?
snapeybot: Very charming....
You: Never answered me; hoe do you like beig God's Bitch!?
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: YEah
snapeybot: Oh? You're about to get your whiney little arse
kicked right out of this Dungeon. Add one to your warning of
1.
You: How many more until i get kicked out 
snapeybot: More than you can imagine.
You: ass
snapeybot: Interesting gossip: Pest said I an ass.
You: WHat is an ARSE?
snapeybot: Do you usually use such language in front of a
teacher? 
You: yeah, i do actually. She usually says the same thing
snapeybot: How often. sheusually says the same thing?
You: none of your fucking bussiness
snapeybot: Heh heh heh.
You: stfu
snapeybot: *Scowls* You will copy pages 5-532 of the Potions
textbook ... due tomorrow.
You: no
snapeybot: Alright then.
You: damn rught
snapeybot: Tell me how you really feel... You said you are
blind fool. Could you tell me more abou that?
You: nay, never said i was a blind fool
snapeybot: When was this exactly?
You: if you read and wash your hair, maybe i will tell you,
you cunt
snapeybot: *slides his hand thoughtfully down his hair*
You:

Came up with a few good insults, he did.

 

It did sound like Snape once...

This was also amusing: