Some highlights:

snapeybot: Are you Canadian? Mmmm.....really?
You: No. Plain old negro.
snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision. What kind of food
do you like?
You: Ha ha ha. I like chicken.
snapeybot: I am glad your having such a entertaining time.


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snapeybot: I don't want to hear another word about Potter,
unless it's how much you hate him.
You: Potter
snapeybot: His father was far better in bed.
You: Ha ha
snapeybot: I am so glad you find this amusing.
You: best thing you've said this whole time

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You: Good god
snapeybot: thank you for the compliment. Who?
You: God
snapeybot: Who?
You: Merlin
snapeybot: So, do you secretly have a crush on him?
You: He's dead
snapeybot: Maybe it's another person using his name.
You: Maybe you are a fuckin retard

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You: Granger
snapeybot: The girl is a walking encyclopedia.
You: For fucking
snapeybot: Oh, really? *Gives you a dark, sultry stare.*

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You: Are you the top or the bottom with Draco?
snapeybot: Draco? His father is far better in bed.
You: Okay, top or bottom with Lucius?
snapeybot: He's a natural blonde. I have proof.
You: So bottom then

 

No, I'm the least gay, because everyone that posted after me is so gay that they'd take my sloppy seconds just to get hawt man lovin'.

Not that I had hot man lovin' with Snape though.

 

Gave it another shot. Got banned this time.

HTML:

 -- Conversation Window -- 
You: George Bush
snapeybot: *Before chatting, type RULES* (or try the java
chat here: http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html )
You: 
snapeybot: 
You: George Bush
snapeybot: I can never tell those red-tailed weasels apart.
You: Dick Cheney
snapeybot: *Licks his lips* 
You: lol
snapeybot: What are you giggling about?
You: your hair
snapeybot: I like my hair exactly as it is.
You: Jism rag
snapeybot: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: na
snapeybot: That is a very original thought...  Are you a
four-year-old?
You: maybe
snapeybot: I understand.
You: NO YOU DON'T, I AM SPECIAL!!!
snapeybot: Then what is it?
You: Jesus Fucking Christ
snapeybot: Mmmm.........
You: dO YOU BELIEVE IN cHRIST
snapeybot: Yes I believe in christ, do you?
You: Does a Cow have Nuts?
snapeybot: Mmmm, I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain. I don't
watch Muggle movies.  But I overheard some of the students
re-enact--ah, discussing it--the other day.
You: THUNDERCUNT!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But   you
rarely do. :-P
You: George Bush
snapeybot: Oh, let's stop talking about this rubbish and
discuss something better, like tea.
You: Na, let's talk about George Bush
snapeybot: Very well, we'll talk about  George Bush.
You: He is a retarded chimpanzee with the IQ of a fish.
snapeybot: *Glare* Excuse you!  Are you referring to me? 
You: Yeah
snapeybot: Oh? You're about to get your whiney little arse
kicked right out of this Dungeon. Add one to your warning of
zero.
You: Poopie
snapeybot:   go on.
You: Poopie
snapeybot: That is a very original thought...  Are you a
four-year-old?
You: Poopie
snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there.  If you use
complete sentences, I might actually respond.  
You: Poopie
snapeybot:   go on.
You: Poopie
snapeybot: Do you prefer wizardry or the Muggle lifestyle?
You: Poopie
snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there.  If you use
complete sentences, I might actually respond.  
You: Dime-whore
snapeybot: Hmm....Really?
You: Yes Really
snapeybot: Hmmm... Seriously.
You: Can i get banned?
snapeybot: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
You: Fuckin Bitch ass Homo
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: Yes, I do believe I am
snapeybot: FIFTY POINTS FROM YOU! 
You: FIFTY POINTS FROM YOU!
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: Why do you keep talking about me?
snapeybot: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
snapeybot: Hmmmm.. It must be interesting.
You: Hmmmm.. It must be interesting.
snapeybot: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. i suppose
that depends who you ask, really.
You: ass fucking bitch
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: Think so, never can be totally sure
snapeybot: Very well.  Although I am not certain I believe
you.
You: *whispers* ass fucking bitch
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me? 
You: ass fucking bitch
snapeybot: Oh, I see you WANT to get banned.   Good, add one
to your warning of 1!
You: ass fucking bitch
snapeybot: What! Is that referring to me? 
You: ass fucking bitch
snapeybot: Oh? You're about to get your whiney little arse
kicked right out of this Dungeon. Add one to your warning of
2.
You: John Cena
snapeybot: You have been banned. Contact Coy if you think
this is an error: labradors_suck AT yahoo DOT com. 
Otherwise... you probably deserve it, so piss off.

Paul
dark007
Supreme Commander of the Legion of Psycho Killer Sloths.

 

Here's another:

 

A couple variations:

......A little later.....

Mel Gibson mode.

Snape isn't all-white anymore.

And then:

I go Tourettes.

Edit: Somebody hates Bob Saget.

 

Snape reveals, after some coaxing on my part, that he is a cross-dresser:

 

More revelations...

 

Quite amusing here:

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Aekiel

 

snapeybot: ...Ah. Very well. How about that, ah,
telly-vision? Isn't that entertaining.
You: Have you been hanging out with arthur?
snapeybot: Could we talk about something other than those
red-headed nuisances?
You: You know you want to bone ginny the wonderslut...
snapeybot: A disgrace on the name of Purebloods everywhere.

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You: Do you like buffy the vampire slayer?
snapeybot: Yes I think Buffy is pretty brilliant.
You: Who's your favorite character?
snapeybot: I don't think I have a favorite character, but my
favorite color is black.
You: So angel it is then.