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Chimp's advanced masturbation techniques

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by The Mysterious Nobody, Dec 3, 2009.

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  1. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Dec 3, 2009 #1
  2. Onlyhestands

    Onlyhestands Fourth Year

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    Dec 3, 2009 #2
    I really regret clicking on that link
     
  3. raesive

    raesive First Year

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    Agreed. I feel like a perv.
     
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    I feel like that crying baby.
     
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    Japanese shit is... creepy, as usual.

    Wonder how long that stays in youtube =p And the crying baby really set the mood right.
     
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    HAHAHAHA!

    Funniest shit I've seen all day! Go that chimp!
     
  7. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 4, 2009 #7
    The video was actually taken in Hawaii. The uploader is from the US, as well.

    And the video has been up for more than a year, it's actually pretty old. :p
     
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    Poor frog :(
     
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    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Correction: Poor monkey, it was just obliging the toad.

    This guy has it right:

     
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  11. The Mysterious Nobody

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    I don't get it. Was that suposed to impress someone? Are they proud to have beaten a fucking chimp in an obstacle course?
     
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    Requesting sticky. :awesome
     
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    Dec 4, 2009 #13
    Chimps have weird dicks. :-s

    Also...NSFW
     
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  14. Militis

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    That was my point exactly.
     
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    What Has Been Seen, Cannot Be Unseen O.O

    ...

    ewww
     
  16. The Mysterious Nobody

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    I know, I was just speaking my thoughts on it.

    Do you think maybe that's a mandatory test in the Navy SEALS?
     
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    ...I sincerely hope that SEAL doesn't think that the chimp was even remotely interested, or trying all that hard, in the "race."
     
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    Dec 5, 2009 #18
    I thought the sad part was that the Navy SEAL was later killed by a Blackwater merc.

    That video looked like one of those shows where they have a person compete was an animal at X.
     
  19. Militis

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    If it was, that would drop my already-low opinion of the SEALS. It would be an :awesome test if the chimp was actually trying. I know they can run and climb much faster than that chimp was.