I laugh at anyone who wants to be sexed to death. One word fuckers, Chafing. In a few more words, HOLY FUCK CHAFING.

Personally, I'd go with a bullet to the head. Fairly painless, instant death.

 

Two different ways i'd prefer.

#1. Pretty much life Xipho. I wouldn't want to be on LSD, or any other drug like that. Perhaps heroin? Even then, maybe not. The only drug i'd want to take on the fall would be weed. Get good and high, and then fly. But yeah, Falling from as high as possible without a parachute. Honestly, depends how bitchy spacesuits are, but i'd probably wear some protective clothing. Then splat.

#2. Sitting on top of an EXTREMELY large thermo nuke. Think something like the Tsar bomba, if possible. Otherwise, something more standard. But yeah, dying from a nuke at ground zero would be one of my preferred ways to die.

 

I want ro be killed by a world destroying explosion, on my birthday, after having sex with a smokin' hot woman, who I ate my birthday cake off of.

 

I would probably prefer to die in some type of gun fight. I'd also like to see how fast I could out swim a shark before it ate me.

 

Death by piranha's. Always wondered what that would feel like, at least it beats a stingray to the heart <.< I pwnt a deadman.

 

Disturbingly I had this planned out in my head what I was about eleven or twelve years old. The plan was to be shot down by police after a long running string of mass homicide.

Cute, I know.

If I remember correctly, there was much more detail to this plan, but I'm repressing it. I'm sure I have good reasons.

 

Honestly? I'm going with Taure.

For the purposes of internet badassery however, I want to die while falling out of a plane, mp3 in my ears, straddling a nuke while screaming quotes from The matrix and The dark knight, while getting a blowjob from <insert relevant hot girl>.

 

I want to live a very long, healthy life, do anything I ever wanted to do, and then just unexpectedly drop dead somewhere in the 85-100 range. No warning or anything.

And loooong after the rest of my family is gone. I'd feel bad dying if there were too many people at my funeral.

 

Currently internally debating over two scenarios.

First one includes taking a friendly .556 to the head just to get a certain moron kicked from the squad.

The second one is the more 'permanent' idea. Also, coincidentally, containing getting shot. Only this time it's getting perforated with dozens of bullets after assassinating someone in public. Preferably someone famous and powerful and on a live broadcast.

 

Ever seen the end of Cowboy Bebop?

 

"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput"

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Dying after saying "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" and blowing some guys up, would be a badass way to go, preferably once I am over 80.

 

"Doctor Strangelove" anyone? Ride the nuke all the way down to Russia or <insert relevant enemy country here>.

 

I would prefer to die while reading the poem "There Will Come Soft Rains" after a nuclear world war.
Very flashy way to die.

 

I don't care how it happens, but my last words have to be:

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYY, mmmJENNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSS!!!!!!!

 

I would like to die painlessly before I become wrinkly and saggy.

 

I'd like to say something cool and awesome, but if I am being honest with myself; If I had to die, I would want it be painlessly in my sleep.

 

Getting disintegrated in an "Intrinsic Field subtractor", while being high. Very high. And then coming back as Doctor Manhattan.

Enjoy mourgue while I rearange the universe bitches.