Okay, this the game. What happens is I begin the story by posting a part of the story such as:

It was a dark and stormy night and flashes of lightning lit up the sky. I turned my head and saw...

Then the next person would reply with the next bit of the story.

Rules
- No spamming
- No extremely lewd or disgusting posts. Keep it at R or below.
- Keep your reply (minus any comments) below 30 words. This is flexible to a point.
- Be friendly. No put downs or other harassment.
- If someone replies before you, edit your post to continue their sentence along

Italics are optional, but they help separate comments and the story.

And without further adieu, the beginning sentence.

One day a man walked along a dusty road, looking for a place to stop when...

 

a raging creature lurched out of the darkness

 

find the man had disappeared to behind the creature

 

but found that his dagger was the one he had pulled from a crackerjack box earlier...

 

which wasn't really his stomach, but the creature before him

 

but he found himself out of tictacs, so he pulled out his mentos and...

 

but found another beast already ripping apart the wizard

 

running straight into a randomly placed fence post

 

A large blunt object came down upon his head, sending him into unconsciousness