but it was no use and so he died again.

 

and he used fire flight to go to

 

and he ran in tiny circles, terrified

 

which smelt of eldarberries

 

but it bit him back

 

So he began humping it.

 

Unfortunately, the man awoke in his car (this being ANOTHER dream) and swerved, careening into a sidewall and bursting into a ball of flame.

 

only to walk away with out harm

 

Which only increased his parnoia

 

in which cause a chain reaction of

 

momentus proportions. Our man was knocked off of feet by the blast.

we should put more people in this

 

From across the globe a guy shaved his legs.

There another character

 

His hair had been turned pink by a Mary-sue

 

Mary Sue had a sex change and turned into Gary Stu

 

Gary Stu then proceded to fall in love with the man shaving his legs