and then Voldemort appears for some unknown reason

 

Dumbie said to Voldie, "Tom I mean harm." All a sudden a dick went through Voldie's ass and came out of his mouth.

 

all of sudden Harry wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs

 

and dies.

 

but then bursts into flames and rises from the ashes with one though in mind.

 

to bring back bella

 

Bella came back to life and saw

 

Harry, being molested by Michael Jackson.

 

Bella the kills Jackson and oblivate's Harry

 

Then puts her mouth where Wacko Jacko's was only moments before.

 

and dies because Dudley falls on her

 

And gets revived again after Harry kills Dudley by sodomizing him with a 16 inch butcher knife

 

And then dies again afte Vernon falls on her

 

And gets revived again by a Harry who is now only slightly miffed that he keeps having to do this for his future fuck buddy.

 

only this time it isn't Bella that comes back, it is a

 

differant version of Bella from a paralell universe where she needs to fuck something every 15 minutes or she dies.

 

but all of sudden a phoenix appears and transports Harry to

 

the paralell universe that he just brought bellatrix from,

 

and Snapes stalkes leering into the scene

 

Dolores apprears and has a gender transmutation in front of everybody.