Okay, here we go... Good god people! You want to post, post something that makes some sort of sense, and is easy enough to continue off of. It is called CONTINUE the story, not put in some random word or finish a sentence. Once you finish a sentence, try to add something that will alow the next person to continue. Otherwise, we shall ignore it. I mean, really...How hard is it???

There once was a dog named Rover...

Okay, witness the how easy it is to continue...now make it interesting people.

 

who lived in an house in Dover...

 

he liked to sniff four-leaf clovers....

 

he got high off the insecticideon them and bolted out into the street

 

where he fell down and started to weep...

 

until a new owner came to take him, he was a short boy with jet-black hair, emerald green eyes and a peculiar lighting shaped scar on his forehead. His name was Harry Potter...

 

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Harry took the dog to snape for potion Ingredient for his class. With the now dead dog harry made a dark potion to kill Ron. Thats what hi gets for being a git thought harry as he watched Ron take his last breath. Harry did this so he could

 

..would have more time to study subjects such as literacy and reading comprehension. Being a Lord and having subjects unable to read your edicts due to horrible grammar and spelling, left him feeling woefully inadequate. After studying he decided to....

 

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Huffing gas and Ploting the Death of snape who at that time was

 

going to the dungeons about Draco's mission and to ask him if he would...

 

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lend him a wand so he could

 

show students how to properly use their wand...yes their *looks around suspiciously* wands....

 

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As snape walked to the headmasters ofice to find the headmaster Snorting a line of coke. The headmaster looked up frome his cocane and sead

 

*drugged voice* HEY Snape man...this is so cool man its like man ur hair man its all greasy *starts crying* I LOVE U MAN lets hug man and this is so cool man. Getting annoyed Snape cast a sobering charm. Yes, um right sorry about that Severus, now lets discuss your classes....

 

"I'm afraid you can't continue to fail Harry Potter," Dumbledore scolded, "I mean, Severus...He is posivitvely, absolutely one of teh most awesome students in the school!" Severus replied to that,

 

"But he's just like his father!" Severus stormed out of the office tripping on

 

One of Dumbledore's rugs. "Gah!" He shouted, wondering why there had been a folded up rug on the floor in front of him. Then, a voice spoke up in his head,

 

saying "Severus, this is your conscious speking. If you can heer this, then you are clinicly insane. Have a nice day" leaving Severus paranoid for two

 

whole days, he couldn't help looking over his shoulder all the time to find a mysterious trace of his concience or maniacal rugs waiting to

 

trip him up again and make him fall down the stairs and break his neck. After two whole days of looking over his shoulder he did not notice the carpet in front of him and tripped...