over Hermione's cat, which then leaped up and

 

scrachted him in the balls castrating him for life. His scream was heard throughout the castle wnd who comes running but.....

 

Filch, who was then scarred for life because he saw Crookshanks eating Seversus's...

 

small as hell balls. Filch then screamed and who came but...

 

Colin Creevy, who took many pictures for the...

 

new Hogwarts new paper he was making called The Hog, his cover page about...

 

snape's tiny balls being eaten made the magazine an instant hit, selling hundreds of copies to witches and wizards all over the country who had had to suffer snape's

 

horrible teaching skills. Unfortunately, the magazine soon went bankrupt, because it was discovered no one really wanted to see the magazine, Severus Snape had bought most of the copies to preserve his, *ahem* dignity. Since no one wanted to hear about or read the magazine, all the characters decided on a change of topic. "So..." said

 

A muggle named John. "I think that in conclusion the direction in which the buisiness is going is so fundamentally opposed to my moral compass that I feel I must retire from my position as

 

Head of McDonalds. I mean I cant keep serving this crap food to hundreds of obses children, so now and forever I quit and move on to my new job of...

 

Pastry chef, at

 

Crispy Cream where I will provide the world with new and improved versions of donuts which...

 

really are, to be completely honest, really tasty

 

With this new and improved donut recipe, he planned to

 

take over the world and then destroy the owners of McDonald with his new....

 

burger flavoured doughnut, which he also taught the world to spell correctly, and without skipping half the letters. This was a huge

<in defense, any major donut chain save for Krispy Kreme spells it that way, and not doughnut, which although it is in online dictionary's, isn't even spelled that way on the spelling bee level. The fact that the only other major chain that uses it spelled this way spells their name with K's instead of C's sort of makes you ignore the fact you presented.> - Mid

 

hit with all the hermaphrodite siammese twins in

 

America. Granted, the donut/doughnut seller had a hard time getting his recipe overseas, to

 

Canada, eventhough it wasn't overseas, people liked the doughnuts, so did the...

 

birds and bees, who spread the word to...