All the male weasleys. Then he decided to use the spoon on all of them, just because

 

their red hair annoyed the hell out of him. So blasting them with a explosion hex sending them all into the wall, simultaneously knocking them out, quite painfully if I may say so myself. He then proceded to drag them to the...

 

twins shop in diagon alley where there were a huge number of

 

oddly shaped bouncing bubble ball barnacle brains of boomy boom that made everything

 

Both purple and castrated, Harry was happy about this turn of events because it saved him a trip to St Mungos and purple was sooo in this season. The Weasleys however

 

happened to wake up right before he was about to heat his spoon. So he had to, yet again, knock them out so he...

 

decided to knock them out with a giant rock, which he found laying around. He turned to continue heating his spoon, but was inturrupted when

 

Ginny came through the door asking for her new supply of love potions for Harry. Harry, hearing this snapped and...

 

conjured a copy of all the posts from the annual ginny kill off thread and told her to pick one. Discreetly blocking all the exits and

 

Aimed his wand at her unguarded back, he opened his mouth to utter the final words but...

 

Was bombarded by pictures of voldemort finger-f***ing ginny from his scar.

 

it seems though the fates were smiling on Harry, for his barf landed on Ginny, making her flail and land on a shelf of Weezly Wizarding Wheezes supply of

 

epidermis eradicators which quickly set to work on eating her skin the resultant

 

making her a skinless,flat chested, ugly well freak. She then turned around and screamed " If u dont put me right, I'll hex you with my infamous Bat-Bogey."

Laughing Harry...

 

said "whoooo i'm so scared" try it. So she did, a few bat bogeys came out of his nose and flew around... "wow that was worth infamy" he retorted before

 

Actual question: With a minimal amount of effort these threads can be continued in the RPG thread. Why not continue a sane version of continue the story with elements of a good story there?

 

No offence, I just really don't like the RPG thread. I prefer to tell a story about someone else rather than pretend to react to imaginary situations. If there was a GM or something for the RPG thread who actually put a plot behind it and stuff rather than a lot of people reacting to eachother I might get involved.

 

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Killing her with a cd flung with great force. Next he started to

 

start with the removing of manly bitties. Putting the male Weasley's on a slab of stone, he continued to heat the spoon with great care. He then decided to use other kitchenware item's including a ice cream scooper and...

 

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toothpick wich he used to