poke their eyes out...slowly of course. He then used the ice cream scoope to scoop their eyes out. After finishing heating the spoon he...

 

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Melting down black tar heroin to give to Ron for a truly painful death. Then he took

 

Wat the hell did you say?

 

Urgh..It isn't that hard to understand...just to make sense of.
Now, as Mid said, if you really want to write about killing off all the Weasleys, then you could go do the RPG and just kill off all of 'em. Perhaps we could possibly keep the actual Harry Potter character references down a bit? As well as the stupidity levels? If we could, I'm sure we could all continue the story quite nicely.

Alright then, on a less Weasley focused note?
[i the tar, and decided to go and pave a road with it. Then the road was used for[/i]

 

hauling the carcasses of dead BSE ridden cattle towards the supermarkets and shops of

 

transferring the sick to different hospitals around England. One of the patients was special, his name is...

 

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, named by exceptionnaly cruel parents (while stoned). Young wolfgang

 

was a Guitar prodigy, but his disease crippled the use of his hands at a young age. How then, you ask can he play Guitar? The answer is he plays with his feet. One of his favorite songs to play is...

 

emo, the name of this song shall not be mentioned, his obsession his emo music worried his parents so much that they started hiding the razorblades, this

 

made him resort to more desperate measures. Plucking off the strings of his guitar he made a make-shift rope. He was getting ready to hang himself when...

 

he realized that being emo was a stupid thing to do. He proceeded to form a band called the stoned tarantulas who

 

gave drugs to taruntulas on the stage. The band needed a new drummre so they called in auditions. Who showed up but...

 

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Ron who played realy bad while he was

 

stoned. So they had another audition and in came...

 

A good drummer with 17 hands, they said however that this was not going to be an X-men crossover so they got keith moon instead.

 

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When he was executed gangland style. With a gun held by a jealous Ronald weasel. Because he wanted the job so he could get girls to finely take his virginity. Then he started to

 

play really badly, since he spazzed out on stage. Then, since the weasleys were supposed to be far away, Ron was sent back to them, and they found a new drummer,

 

This drummer however, was bi-polar and after the gig broke down in tears at the revelation that the nearest krispy kreme doughnuts..

 

Had been converted into a Starbucks.

 

He then went to the nearest petrol station...minutes later starbucks was in flames and the bi-polar drummer was speeding away in a car, in search of the mythical doughnuts