after 20 minutes of driving he finnaly found a donot shop but the down side was that....

 

it was closed. Lookin around he noticed no one would see him, picking up a rock he hurled it at the window and ran inside ready to pilfer some donuts...

 

Finding nothing but stale and rotten lumps of dough he rand out the back door when....

 

the cops showed up each holding a gun at him. Thinking quickly he ducked and grabbed the first thing he could find a...

 

Dough-encrusted baking glove.

 

he weilded his glove with tremendous might and panache, deflectin the bullets ceaselessy

 

then he jumped grabbed one of the cops and ,, he used him as a human shield.

 

Slowly makeing his way towards the entrance of the alley. He noticed that standing in the shaows was..

 

a monkey. Slowly heading toward the monkey he pushed the cop away once he reached the monkey. Hopping on the animals backhe rode to....

 

Disneyworld, where he anxoulsy waited for his favorite ride...

 

Dumbo, the Flying Elephant. He began to freak out though, because the line was so long, and he couldn't take it anymore, and

 

he went crazy and he shot the mickey mouse mascot.

 

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With a super soaker filled with gasoline which he then proceeded to catch fire with a rolled up highway flyer. Watching with rapt attention as Mickey Mouse burned to death in a most painful way. Walking away he laughed insanely as he left the park. After walking for a mile or so he discovered a

 

A hole filled with thousands upon thousands of

 

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Grams of cocaine witch he started to snort with no thought of the cost.
Hours later he woke up in a drug-induced haze and started to walk down the street where he met a Sasquatch named unleash he and unleash became best friends. He and Unleash the Sasquatch decided to go into the forest and live out their lives as best buddies. One day unleash the Sasquatch was hunting for some twigs and Berry's and

 

was suddenly caught unaware of the boobytrap that he had just stepped into. After being flung up into the air and haveing to hang upside down in the air for several hours. when all of a sudden...

 

potter

His girl came along and stared then she

 

walked away calmly never to be seen.....So the man had to get himself down he did this by.......

 

Useing his toenails to cut the vines that were holding him up. After hours of cutting. He dropped to the ground where he proceded to..

 

run away. He was nearing the edge of where ever the hell he was when he say something big and strong come out of the forest, it was.....