a slash writer on steroids to make herself more appealing to those who liked the same things that she did. The screaming...

 

Reached a fever pitch as he ran from her. After haveing gained a sizeable distance he was able to slow down and catch his breath when he noticed that he was within a couple of miles from...

 

a donut store. Quickly running over he noticed it was closed.
"Damn" he thought furiously, vulgar words whirling in his mind, destructive thoughts of the Donut store taking him over. Grabbing a match, conveiniently in his pocket he grabbed some grease on the ground and started to pour it over the building. He was about to set it on fire when....

 

he realised that he had not been to the toilet in about 4 hours, and due to the fact that he pissed gasoline

 

he went his car and filled it up to save his money. Then he look around and saw

 

a beaver eating a big, huge, steaming pile of

 

coconut flavored bean-pie. the sasquatch then proceeded to...

 

play with his huge floppy, smelly

 

feet.... then he decided to drive someplace. he got in his car and decided to drive south to...

 

..his home where he planned to make another Harry/Draco fic.

 

When he got to his home, his home was bombed by an extremely big nuke, sent by George Bush who did this because he just broke up with martha stewart and decided to have revenge. But unfortunetly after sending the extremely big nuke the british retaliated with big long dark and thick...

 

accented speech in which george bush would be forgiven if he became

 

a dog named rover and lived in dover who did...

 

backflips and cartwheels to keep his heart and lungs operating. If he stopped even for one second.

 

kentucky modifried chickens would come and peck him to death with invisible heads...

 

But that is hypothetically speaking of course. George is too big of an idiot to try to be forgiven so he fights back with little super power ninga turtles who have butter knives and use it to castrate the enemies balls.... Ouch!

 

There once was a man from nantucket with a lolipop so long he could suck it...but then one day

 

it was taken away by those who wanted to preserve teh natural balance of...

 

life but ultimately wanted to use the lolipop to achieve world domination but they were missing..

 

...another fifty million lolipops to build a HUGE loli-rocket which they were using for world domination. Eventually they got their extra fifty millon lolipops from...