Honeydukes, and they were Acid Pops, so when the loli-rocket hit it...

 

...all the surviving children came to eat all the remains which were covered in the sweet sweet lollipop sugar. Just one problem though: THEY WERE ALL-

 

Acid Pops so...

 

they soon had no tounges to...

 

lick...stuff. JUST LIKE THE HUGE, KILLER...

 

WHALE's nuts, which was actually Dudley Dursley who thought he looked sexy in it becuase Petunia....

 

...has issues. Bad issues, not good issued. Bad issues like the ones from...

 

her horrible sex life with vernon. Who also...

 

...has very bad issues, such as the time when the Potter brat called him fat, and...

 

accidentally turned his arm into lard at the christmas.....

 

party. Dumbledore came out and cried as he saw the crushed lemon drops on the muddy ground. Dumbledore then decided to become the lemon drop avenger. Summoning his sidekick, G-to-the-knee, who had aids....

 

because he performed sexual favours for

 

fluffy,who always had to shove a bag over her head because

 

she was so mind-bendingly beautiful that a single look would send so much blood to a man's privates that they would explode in a shower of blood and gore not unlike a balloon would shower blood and gore if you were to put a bunch of blood and gore into said balloon and then pop it. Just kidding! Actually, it was because...

 

She looked too much like Ginslut. After she

 

...finished servicing her master, she got off of her knees and proceeded to...

 

Blow her brains out with a semi automatic weapon. Causing...

 

...rejoicing amongst the people! And there were parties and feasts and orgies and...

 

much dancing to be had until malfoy the twittering ferret btrought her back from the dead...Or atleast thats what happened in the boxoffice thriller DAWN OF THE GINNY!!! The movie was so great that.....

 

...it sold out within eight minutes of release. What the creators didn't know was that...