So I found this website and I think everyone should check it out.

But, it looks pretty elite so I dunno if the run of the mill DLPer could cut it, or be expected. I mean it's got fanfiction greats such as: Jbern, IP82 and...and Japanese Jew as admins!

I tried to sign up but I got kind of intimidated by the messages.

...Sounds pretty hardcore. Then I applied and I got this.

Gee, I sure hope I get accepted, wish my luck guys?

 

Just to tell you, aren't you supposed to never talk about Alpha Fight Club? Ever!

 

You must be confusing 'elitist' with 'hardcore'.

 

If you have to go through that much, I wouldn't even want to become a member, but good luck Darius, I'm sure (kind of, maybe - what was your relationship with these people?) they'll find you worthy.

 

I like this Kate girl. XD.

Cluing you in, Kate - Darius is pretty much hated by those three and this is a jest.

I know which DLP members are joined but I never much liked them anyway. In the end, there'd be no reason to join AFC except for betaing. Glorified RC? Yeah. Except people actually post there (AFC), I suppose.

The "worthiness" and elitist attitude is for show, of course. The only problem is, it's from people who are just a bunch of losers.

 

I just want to be a member :{

 

What did you tell them? Is in, why do you think you should be able to join the Alpha Fight Club!!!!

 

hahaha that's not even the real site

 

Oh gosh darn it, now I'm so disappointed.

 

Do you get to beat the shit out of people?

Like in Fight Club?

Cos I feel like smashing someones nose all over their face...

 

Cant We All Just Get Along?


but probably not gonna

 

Because I'm Darius.

Hey killginny.

 

Sup, didn't KillGinny have a birthday but no one cared?

 

... Did he? I didnt even know that. Huh. Thanks Bio. Thank you for poisoning my mind with that useless knowledge.

And here I thought he and chuck had abandoned the site. >_> Oh well. Back to hoping.

And on a parting note: Think I could get into AFC?!

 

No, you lack the mental fortitude to make it into the ALPHA FIGHT CLUB, Vash.

...And you're a pedo, too.

 

Better be able to write up an amazing resume!

 

Why must you be so mean and discriminate against me because of my lifestyle? I never mocked your Asian fetish did I?

 

'Fetish' is such a dirty-sounding term...

 

Would you prefer .. fascination?

 

At least it rhymes. See, keep assembling skills like that, and you will surely gain admission into the ALPHA FIGHT CLUB.