The coolness of Tire Buddha will not save you from the wrath I'm gonna inflict for bad-mouthing Samuel Clemens, GL. Not cool. Not fucking cool.

 

I wonder who the principal is: Han or Chewie.... or Lando?

 

Not that I'd anticipate much, but I'm a pretty good chess player and I'd love to try it out.

 

Wouldn't it just end up with the rooks knocking out the whole outer circle with no resistance?

 

^Chinese Chess.

And yes, the Rooks would just mow things down - until the Queens curb-stomped them, of course.

 

If you notice in the picture, there is a solid darker line that goes up for the back three rows between each color set, that would prevent just such a course of action.

 

Maginot line.

 

Which worked so well for France.

 

Spoiler

That was the joke

Ever heard of Don't Explain The Joke?

 

What can change the nature of a Man?
Being turned into a sack puppet :awesome

 

Great fan made poster of the upcoming remake/new adaptation of Carrie with Chloe Moretz as the main character. I don't have a big hopes about it, but it would be nice if the film itself would be half as awesome as this.

 

Was Carrie supposed to be that hot? I didn't think she was.

 

I read Carrie a long time ago, but from what I remember she was an unattractive girl, because she wasn't doing anything to look better. After preparation for the prom night she was described as rather pretty.

 

Didn't want to necro the Wise Man's Fear thread, so I thought I'd post this fan art here. Draccus scene from the end of tNOTW. Linked, because it breaks the page.

http://i.imgur.com/xndWs.jpg

 

Dang that is so accurately like me its creepy.

 

I'm not sure if it's not a repost, because I remember seeing it before. And it's not so much cool as a scary twist.