Pluto haters, the lot of ya!

 

Here's an interactive version of that. The geocentric model is really neat

http://www.dynamicdiagrams.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/orrery_2011_bce.swf

and here's the cool site that I found it on

http://chartporn.org/

 

Not to mention I'm quite sure the Earth isn't bigger than the sun, and the moon doesn't crash into Mars once a year.

 

It's the copernican model, according to the full version, and Copernicus had circular orbits.

 

Another cool pic from that site which I like because its what I imagine Wizarding textbooks look like.

Full sized image.

 

I love the chart at the top.

Cheetah
Greyhound
Race Horse
Usain Bolt

 

Science is so cool.

 

OK, what is going on in the first one?

 

They opened a Gate to the Outside. That was a recording of something eldritch coming through.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE

 

Haha the comments: "But will it blend?"

 

Not a picture, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blRAS94BnRA

 

Nah, it's a scene from Rustyred's Ectomancer.


Hint. Hint.

 

Fuck hints.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UPDATE YOU MASTERFUL MOTHERFUCKER ;.;