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Chime · Oct 24, 2007

Between my straw mattress and the bed planks, I had actually found an old scrap of newspaper, yelow and transparent, half-stuck to the canvas. On it was a news story, the first part of which was missing, but which must have taken place in Czechoslovakia.

A man had left a Czech village to seek his fortune. Twenty-five years later, and now rich, he had returned with a wife and child. His mother was running a hotel with his sister in the village where he'd been born. In order to surprise them, he had left his wife and child at another hotel and gone to see his mother, who didn't recognize him when he walked in. As a joke he'd had the idea of taking a room. He had shown off his money. During the night, his mother and his sister had beaten him to death with a hammer in order to rob him and had thrown his body in the river. The next morning the wife had come to the hotel, and without knowing it, gave away the traveler's identity. The mother hanged herself. The sister threw herself down a well.

I must have read that story a thousand times. On the one hand it wasn't very likely. On the other, it was perfectly natural. Anyway, I thought the traveler pretty much deserved what he got and that you should never play games.
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The Stranger by Albert Camus, Translated by Matthew Ward, Vintage International edition 1988, 79 - 80

Everyone I've shown this passge to has either laughed or whimpered. Truly a great summation of the absurdity of things.

Randeemy · Oct 26, 2007

I live just north of Anchorage, in a town called... gofuckyourmomma
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Stone cold steve austin in The condemned. The worst film ever made

JCCS · Oct 29, 2007

Harry sat on the ground, naked, erection in hand. In his other hand was a ghastly picture of Dolores Umbridge that Harry had obviously magicked to be dancing in the nude. The picture Dolores gasped at the sight of Hermione of them and fled out of the picture.
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The nastiest story evar!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2322501/4/Secrets

Robo Jesus · Nov 1, 2007

A quote regarding Scooby Doo.

A. Bettik said:

The Cartoon Scooby Gang ends up in the Silent Hill as seen in the movies. What happens?
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Malaskor said:

Pyramid Head is in reality a real estate investor who wants to drop the prices so that he can make a great profit when he later sells it off with a new city built there.
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Hadoren · Dec 8, 2007

You won't get it if you don't know about the anime Bleach.

Link: http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6540

"The time has come," Aizen explained gently, "for you to recognise the inevitable. You have fought bravely. I salute you for it. You have made me pay dearly for my triumph but this is what it comes to. I have won. You cannot even seek to -"

Aizen was interupted as Ichigo hurled himself forwards, the ebon shape of his bankai moving faster than even the eyes of a veteran Shinigami Captain could track. It was a brief interuption, Aizen didn't even break step as three zanpakuto sliced through the brash ryoka, bringing him to the floor.

"In the end," Ulquiorra whispered as he stepped aside to watch Aizen step deliberately over the fallen swordsman, "You were merely trash."

Gin, unlike his leader, stepped on Ichigo, grinding him against the floor and the 'Substitute Shinigami' grit his teeth so as not to satisfy the other man's sadism. "Aizen gets the throne," the former captain of the Third Division whispered. "I get you, Ichi-kun."

"Please, my brothers," Aizen said gently to the two Captains. "Stand aside."

"You're no brother of mine," Shunsui growled, raising his zanpakuto.

"Ah, but am I not the prodigal son?" Aizen asked sweetly. "Come home for my portion -"

The rest of his argument was never to be voiced for as Jyuushiro slumped back against the doors, unable to even keep his arms under him, something happened that had not in the entire history of Seireitei taken place.

The great doors of the Hall of the Heavenly King swung open.

Halibel blinked and stepped forward to lead the Espada as they ranged themselves to guard their lord against whatever might lay within.

The man who walked out had presence. He wore black, not the robes of a shinigami but black leathers open to reveal a chiseled chest. His hair was ravenblack, scuplted with gel and he had sideburns.

"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me," Ichigo choked.

"Don't be cruel," Elvis Presley admonished Aizen and caught Jyuushiro under the armpits, laying him gently on the floor. Then he stood and glared down at Aizen as everyone stared at him in bemusement. The silence drew out and then: “Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!”
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