Postulate this:

Should one Dark Lord under the alias of Lord Voldemort come to your house and offer you the chance to join him, with the promise of great power, death, what would you do?

(Either death or dobbing your mate in as you are there secret keeper, but i doubt that situation would ever happen)

 

I could resist him. He might be more powerful, but I would have the age old tactic of "Kick in the nuts and run" on my side... Also, my rabid gerbil army would eat him alive.

 

he has a shield charm around his balls for exactly that situation...

 

Knowing that we live in the real world and magic is a storybook creation, I rather imagine that I'd laugh in his face.

 

I'd as him if he'd like to go to the Happy Hotel.

 

were it possible to perform magic.. id stick round with him till i could off him but as its not... id laugh and reserve him a room with padded walls and those loverly designer jackets with straps and locks

 

I'd render him powerless by singing Barney songs and making him watch CareBear reruns over and over again, buying me enough time for reinforcements to arrive. I'd finish him off by giving him a hug.

Magnus:"Voldemort surrender or die."

Voldemort:"Never!"

Magnus:" They always choose the hard way. Now behold the power of love!"

Voldemort:"Noooo!"

Magnus hugs the shit out of Voldemort and he explodes.

 

yep..that what I would do...

 

I think the laughing would come then i'd more then likely go down swinging to the nut job. If it WAS the magical world, yeh probably hang around like Vash said then pop the basterd in his sleep.

 

I'd reveal my jacketful of C4 and detonate!

 

i'd pace around, seemingly thinking, when i'll take a gun and shoot with it at the cable holding the chandalier he is standing under.

 

I would ask him to sit down to dinner while i think over the decision and would poison his meal.

*cough* cliche *cough*

 

I would probs do it sith style

join him, learn everything he had to teach me, then kill him, and take over from him :twisted:

 

I would tie him up in his sleep, then get a revolver.

I would wake up him and start my Dirty Harry speech
"I know what your thinking... 'What is that metal wand.' It could be a weapon, or it could be your ticket to immortality. The question is, 'Do you feel... Lucky? Punk."



Then I would eviscerate him with a power drill.

 

LMAO