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This, of course, is assuming that he doesn't read your mind with legilimency and proceed to torture you for the next few months for simple impertinence? :twisted:

 

LOL. man i wouldn't know what to do other than to laugh at him in the face and i'd probebly get my self totured and then he'l kill me.

 

Hit him with extra strong pepper spray, stab him repeatedly with a butter knife before running away and hiding....

 

i think i would just go up and punch him.. I mean he would never expect that and i doubt he can fight mugglestyle..

 

I have changed my mind about how I would kill him.

I would just tie him up while he was sleeping, then I would introduce him to Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Teletubbies, and Care Bears. After I snapped his wand of course.

I would tape his eyes open and force him to watch every single episode of each. Then I would move to Mr. Rodgers neighborhood.

Then I would make him look like a little boy and let a few Catholic priests into the room.

I would make sure he couldn't escape, and I would let them have their ways with him. I would sell the tapes to other Catholic priests.

Then I would come back in, and I would cover his feet in salt and put two goats in the room. I would let them lick his feet off (and yes, this works, it was a Medieval Italian torture method).

By this point he would not have slept in over a month. Meanwhile each day that month I would give him paper cuts in between all of his fingers and toes.

After that I would tie a rope around his manly bits and toss him off a tree. Then I would beat him to death with an aluminum baseball bat

 

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good thinking. Now thats just plain nean. I love it :twisted:

 

id have to proceed to read off the list '101 ways to annoy harass confuse or generally scare Lord Voldemort' starting with

18. When he tries to impress you with his powers say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!' :twisted: