yes, yes, yes.

Someone beat the shit out of severitus for even fricking starting that crap PLEASE>

 

who came up with that idea anyway?

 

Well, I'm taking my spatula to his ass and BITCH-SLAP HIS ASS TO DEATH!!! OH, YEAH!! :Flexes Muscles like wrestler:

 

*Takes out rusty spoon*
*cuts off Severitus's arms and legs*

DIE YOU EVIL, SICK, TWISTED, HORRIBLE, PATHETIC, EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!!

Ok now that I have calmed down a bit who wants to eat Raman noodles, the food of slackers and people who just don't like to cook everywhere.

 

The only Harry/Snape father fic that I liked was Not Myself by Saerry Snape. I never finished it but what I read was pretty good.

 

Bah! THe only good Severitus is a dead Severitus :squints like George looking of into the sunset; Eyes begin to water from looking directly at the sun:

 

Agreed. Kill them all and let someone who can actually stand reading that crap sort them out.

 

I tried to read Not Myself once. I couldn't stand Harry's damned street rat accent.

 

Serapheth, babe, please update. :crawls on hands and knees like junkie: just a small one. A small hit man. I NEED IT!!

Look, I'll kiss your robe like Lucius Malfoy roceeds to kiss robes:

Goddamn HOw can you be so FUCKING CRUEL!

YOu're a sick bastard Serapheth, tormenting a desperate man Like this. FUCK YOU! You hear me! FUCK YOU!


Look I didn't mean that. I just want a little Red Prince, maybe some Dakaath. Just give me a small hit man. A little update. Okay. PLEASE. ARGHH :throws chair against wall:

Okay, I lost my cool. Just hurry with the update okay, man? :scratches arm nervously:

 

It disapear after a while. I think. I read it a year ago so a am not 100% sure.

 

i cant stand anything where harry and snape are more the enemys...as soon as that changes even slightly i walk away....even if it "sorry for how my dad treated you" i walk away

 

I can tolerate it... So long as it is well written.

Who am I kidding, I like seeing Snape get his ass beat just as much as the next person.

 

I don't know if I would oppose it. I just have not liked ANY so far where Harry and Snape are "friends."

 

pairings

you know...this MAY seem off topic...but its not!
I abhore-
Lily/not James
canon/Mary Sue or Gary Stu
Harry/Ginny
Harry/Snape
Harry/Draco
Harry/Sirius
Harry/Remus
Harry/Dumbledore
Badly written slash or het
Draco/Hermione (Mudblood+Pureblood fanatic http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1949805/1 (Vive la Guillotine!)
I tolerate Harry/ Hermione

 

Ships I Hate

Harry/Snape
Harry/Malfoy
Harry/Dumbledore
Harry/Lily (I just don't like reading about his incestuous relationship w/ his mom)
Harry/Ron
Ron/Hermione (It just wouldn't work out)
Stalker Girl (Ginny)/Harry
Harry/Umbridge
Poorly Written Harry/OC
Harry/Transvestite OC
Harry/McGonagall
Hagrid/Snape
Harry/Pomphrey (eeeewwwwww)

Ships I tolerate:

WELL WRITTEN Harry/Hermione
Harry/Pansy
WELL WRITTEN Harry/Cho

Ships I like

Dumbledore/Aberforths Goat
Snape/Whomping Willow
Harry/Bella
Harry/Narcissa (Its funny when he says to Draco "I fucked your mom")
Harry/Tonks
Harry/Blaise(female)
Harry/Unusual Pairing.

 

Couples i hate...
blimey that's my department
ANY SLASH.
Snape-lily
ron/anyone
hermione/draco
hermione/harry
hermionie/ron
hermione/ginny is nice
harry/cho
harry/umbridge
Umbridge/percy.
percy/old susan bitch