How could you possibly dislike a Harry/Umbridge pairing? They are meant to be together. Can't you see the underlying sexual tension between them?

Just to clarify things... The above is SARCASM

 

eww.

 

Why art thou so disgusted?

HARRY/UMBRIDGE 4EVA!!!!

Sarcasm is fun.

 

yes indeed

 

Its good to see that someone agree's with me about Harry/Umbridge.

 

I think it's an interesting pairing. I even added a link to a Harry/Umbridge story in the romance sector. But I like Harry/Molly fics too so my sanity level can be questioned.

 

Well lets not forget about Harry/McGonagall and Flitwick/Harry while we are at it.

 

Flitwick/Harry.............thats just wrong

 

Are you kidding me?

Its so right.

 

What about Harry/Firebolt.

Harry takes his Firebolt for an interesting spin up his ass.

 

The perfect pairing. It makes sense, Harry sticks the Firebolt up his ass to get closer to Sirius.

 

of course that makes total sense!

 

Yeah I know.

Why hasn't anyone posted one on FF.net yet?

 

because it's full of harry/ginny or slash shippers?

 

Lets not forget about the Hermione/Severus ones.

 

*shakes fist* I read one of them and it made absolutely no sense, like most of that ilk.

 

Yeah I was checking the FF.net listings today and out of the 60 M rated summaries that I waded through before realizing it was pointless as there were no good ones updated... Anyways out of those 60 there were maybe 15 Hermione/Severus ones.

I thought I was going to be sick.

 

again ewww

 

FF.net is on crack, isn't hermione/snape sorta pedo?
They leave that stuff but randomly delete good things.

 

nope it's the same thing s harry/snape