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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 23, 2005.

  1. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    FF.net doesn't have anything against Pedophilia or Slash.

    But man do they hate explicit Het.
     
  2. Lunarian

    Lunarian Third Year

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    And yet FFnet has nothing against slash-incest as well. Since that whole twincest deal is rampant as anything.
     
  3. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Makes no sense Gio, does it not? Idiots.

    Hermione/Serverus is just shitty. I've never read one actually and I don't intend to. Harry/Serverus is fucked up but if its a friendship/mentor thing then its okay, just no slash!
     
  4. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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    It appears i forgot to mention my favorite-most couple (NOT) [enter bloody scaring music] Toadbitch/Snivellus
     
  5. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    And they don't have a problem with Harry/Voldemort and Voldemort is old enough to be Harry grandfather.
     
  6. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    But don't you know why Harry/Voldemort is a legit one?

    Only Voldemort truly understands Harry... They are so alike after all, and Voldemort HAS been chasing after Harry since he was an infant.
     
  7. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Bah shows what you know, only Ginny truly understands Harry.
     
  8. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    NOOOOOOOOO!!!!


    You couldn't be more wrong. We all know that its Voldemort.
     
  9. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    No it's Ginny, not only does she understand Harry but she is also full of love.
     
  10. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    So is Voldemort. He loves to murder. So would Harry if he would just give into his true nature. He was brainwashed by Dumbledore.
     
  11. Sepanto

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    Both of you shut it.
    all knows that ...(trumphets) molly is harry's one true love and ron's actually harry's son (/trumphets)
     
  12. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    then harry should kill ron
     
  13. Sepanto

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    So true...
     
  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    I disagree. Harry's true love is Lily Potter. She didn't really die, and infant Harry killed Voldemort and James.

    *coughs* HARRY = OEDIPUS REX *coughs*

    Molly is just a whore he uses from time to time.
     
  15. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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    why are we limiting poor harry to just one chick?
    he can have them both, twice the chicks, twice the fun.
     
  16. LT2000

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    Bullshit. Everybody with half a brain knows that Harry's gay and has the hots for Uncle Vernon.
     
  17. Sepanto

    Sepanto Groundskeeper

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    Dude, you making him sound a bdsm bitch, with vernon beating him, giving him chores.... there are people around us that EAT, have some compassion.
     
  18. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    He only loves Lily. I never said anything about him not fucking other ones.

    Hence my acceptance of a Harry/Molly fuckbuddy pairing... And everyones favorite pairing Harry/Lily/Petunia/Dudley/Vernon/Ginny/Molly/Ron/Bill/Arthur/Mrs. Norris/Filch/Remus/McGonagall/Moody/Snape/Voldemort.

    Everyone knows that the last one is the best ever
     
  19. LT2000

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    You forgot Slughorn and Umbridge.
     
  20. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    No I didn't.

    They are their own separate pairing

    Slughorn/Umbridge/Fudge/Salazars Dead Basilisk
     
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