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Couples I hate

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Apr 23, 2005.

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  1. Sepanto

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    B.S!
    everyone with a half a brain knows that the best pairing is:
    Harry/Patil/Padma/Lavender/Bella/Cissa/Aunt Black/McGonagal/petunia/nevile(we all know he's a sissy)/Trelawany/umbridge/Blaise(girl)/pansy/cho/hannah...
     
  2. LT2000

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    Hey, don't be dissing on Cho now. I might have to get out my weightlifting belt and give you a
    Hulk Hogan-style thrashing.
     
  3. Sepanto

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    *Looks at Seraph' and shits my pants (NOT)*
    If you get y'r belt, i'll catch u, and i will tie you to a chair, hold your eyelids with a pair of pins and make u read cliche harry/hermione!
     
  4. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Don't hate on Harry/Hermione.

    It is a decent couple... Just there are to many idiots who can't write it well.
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Yeah, Harry/Hermione is good when written well. You should make him read Harry/Ginny, that'll teach him!
     
  6. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    No he should read slash stories, the ones with Snape.
     
  7. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    No... He might enjoy Harry/Snape.

    He should have to read Harry/Ron
     
  8. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Or Harry/Dumbledore.
     
  9. IndoGhost

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    does that even exist? i meanother then here of corse
     
  10. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    I saw one, bad fanfics are like rats the birthrate is incredible.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Yes, there are a few around but i've never read any.
     
  12. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Harry/Ginny or slash is the worst punishment that can be dealt out. Harry/Hermione I like when its written well...which isn't often.
     
  13. Aba4th

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    harry and ginny

    oH MY FUCKING GOD harry and ginny in the book made me want to vomit magots. It was so gross.

    *twich* :twisted:
     
  14. Giovanni

    Giovanni God of Scotch

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    Yeah.

    The Harry/Ginny pairing in canon is almost as annoying as Ralph Ellisons unwritten/written masterpiece.

    He began it with Juneteenth but even that didn't get published till after his death.

    Poor man tried to write THE Great American Novel after he wrote Invisible Man... He failed, but Juneteenth was still spectacular.
     
  15. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    I still think Ginny put Harry under a love potion.
     
  16. Old Nuit

    Old Nuit High Inquisitor

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    Aye me too (surprise), as for maggots
    didn't you love this quote^
     
  17. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    it made my stomache churn like i had just eaten a maggot. I couldn't believe her writing had gotten so horrible.

    If you take out all the teen drama BS that infests that book it'd still be a piece of trash, but it'd be better for it... And what the hell gave a old fart woman the idea she could understand teenage horomones?

    I was a teenager in the time period the HP books are set in, and it was very, very chaotic. Writing about such horrible FLUFF the way she did in todays world... it just seems like a bunch of retards afraid of the oppisite sex. Well except for Ginny, she seems to be ready to screw anything moving. (which is more in line with the teenage years I remember and the current days teenager.)
     
  18. Dark Syaoran

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    I don't understand how picking a maggot out of someones hair could make them get goosebumps unless they hate maggots! Oh sure, that turns me on big time! Keep picking bugs out of my hair please while I get off.
     
  19. LT2000

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    Well, I happen to think of Ginny about in the same way as I do a maggot, so....
     
  20. Old Nuit

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    A maggot picking a maggot out of Harry's hair and he likes it, ohh a maggotphile!Harry.
     
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