As Lord Ravenclaw said (TWICE) the polygamy must be good.

But if only one... I would choose Narcissa for Harry.

Piss that fag Draco off.

He can go f**k Voldemort, Lucius, and Snape to get his fix for all I care.

 

hmmm Tonks would be the most fun though.
not to mention he would piss alot of people off.

Narcissa isnt bad either just to get draco pissed. But hey if you make tonks look like narcissa in front of draco while with harry the same effect!
Bellatrix is a crazy bitch that would probably bite your arm off during sex but she would take a spanking and then some! hell she would get off to pain curses probably.

 

Bella: Blow Job --> Nothing Left. She will bite it off.

 

Dont you guys think that using Tonks's Metamorphmagus ability in order to look like another woman is demening and hurtful to Tonk's feelings.

 

if used alot then yes if used once in a while then nope....i donno

 

hmm, remember you made that statement when you reach your college years, lol

 

too true

 

Sarcasm

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my favorite is SOOOO harry/hermione, And harry Ginny and Ron ginny
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my favorite ones are:
Harry/Harem
Snape/lily rape...
ron/crucio.
Hermione-avada.
harry EVIL BITCHY BABY VOICE bella.
tonks/bella/narcissa.
trelwany (never got the name right)- firenze/

 

Snape/Lily Rape?


How can anyone actually enjoy reading about that?

Wait... Then again there are people who read Harry/Voldemort pairings.


Best pairings ever

Harry/Umbridge
Ginny/The Wrong End of one of Fred and George's enlargement charms (read the office orgy thread for further details.)
Hagrid/Cho's Corpse.

 

Best Pairings

Harry/Bellatrix or Narcissa....as sex slaves or somethin like that
Harry Fleur
Harry/fem!Blaise
Harry/Padma or Paravti or Both

 

For me I usually like the 'rare' pairings, so I like pretty much every harry/nonslash pairing +ginny+hermione everything else is pretty much okay with me (in whatever combinations if it is a Harry/Harem.)

 

Ah but screwing a married woman whose husband can't get it up from the attack has benefits for Harry, no attachment/commitment involved!

 

And should the Weasleys ever find out, they will hate Harry.

 

....







so whats the down side?

 

No downside, so where are the (post-HBP) Harry/Fleur fics?

 

Aye and then he stops being a wuss.