Sadly, yes they do. And they don't really do it for me either. Swearing in French is unending fun (see Monty Python's Holy Grail), but dirty talk in French is almost always insta-fail.

I did too.

Also, @meatzman2 : "plaindre" is a literal translation for "to pity". As in, "Pity, I wanted your cock again". But it doesn't work in French, which brought lulz to me.

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080905125545AAwOYEU

In the interest of science, how do they say "fuck my pussy?" using "chatte"? (not thinly veiled attempt to translate french porn.)

 

Yup but only because I was in a overactive mood earlier now that I'm not it's back down to a 2/5.

 

3/5 due to a few funny paragraphs which have already been posted.

 

Meh. 1 star.

I'm not inclined to rate this story 2 stars because Sword of Gryffindor is so much better that giving C@CS a 2-star rating would be an insult to SoG; therefore, 1 star seems apropos.

 

Ravage my pussy = Défonce moi la chatte

Direct translation of "fuck my pussy" (baise ma chatte) doesn't work in French, so here you go. Though even French porn doesn't use such vulgar terms. It just doesn't work, and make you look stupid.

I lol'd at some of the answers in your link.

Naïveté ftw :awesome

 

I suppose this smut could qualify as lulzy if it didn't go on for about 8 pages. Lulzy smut can be pretty funny but it's just over the top here. Lulzy smut is meant to be laughed at, I can't really laugh at pages and pages of the stuff because it's not really that funny and there's just too much of it for it to be intended that way.

It seems to me that the parody is meant to extend to "lol Ginny and Bill Weasley are terrible in bed" (paraphrased), which was actually a pretty damn funny part of the fic but people use it to apologise for the rest of this pile of turd.

The author thinks to himself "hmmm I wonder what it would be like to have Hermione and Fleur at the same time," at which point he starts . He then adds gratuitous smut seemingly copy pasted from AFF.net and people are so desperate for some schmex that they use the parody description to excuse poor writing.

If the author took out all the sex, then it would be a better fic in my opinion, a short crackfic maybe worth 3 out of 5 when I'm really bored.

 

I think I'll have to agree with meatz. The story was humorous to me with the funny lines. It had me laughing about the "goat and sheep" line. It was okay. I'd give it a 2 at the most.

If he worked on it some more, took something out, or changed it; it would be better.

 

5/5 for lulz
-1/5 because it dragged on and on

Thus 4/5.

The featherweight charm preventing sagging's not something I'd seen before.

 

Theoretically, all acts of debauchery are exonerated when performed in the name of science. It is difficult to cry foul when one's pursuit of knowledge is so noble.

 

Fixed for you.

 

Meh, call me a perv and desperate for smex or whatever, but I laughed quite a bit at a few different parts, and hell, I'll read most anything with Fleur in it, anyways. 3.5/5

 

Haha .. this was epic.

 

HA HA HA

Fanfic is sometimes like porn; even when it's bad it's dificult to look away.

 

I remember reading this years ago (probably one of the early 'Harry takes Fleur from Bill' stories as somebody on HF put it) and was surprised to see the story and reviews gone, so here are some links for those who might wish to read it:

- https://ff2ebook.com/archive.php?search=cloneserpents&sort=title
- https://web.archive.org/web/2014101...n.net/s/4867943/1/Cuckolding_at_Shell_Cottage
- original (now deleted) link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4867943/1/Cuckolding_at_Shell_Cottage