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Dear god, these Twitards.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by methor, Oct 12, 2012.

  1. methor

    methor Fourth Year

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    Today friend informed me of a site called "My life is Twilight" created so girls could post short messages on how their lives resembled twilight.

    Excerpts:

    http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/random
     
  2. Rapscallion

    Rapscallion Groundskeeper

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    :facepalm

    /

    Their life is shit.
     
  3. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    Meh. They're enjoying themselves and not hurting anyone in the process, so why do you give a shit?

    BTW, today friend informed me of a site called "Dark Lord Potter" created so nerds could post long, pointless stories based on the work of another author.
     
  4. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Plus, it's hilarious to read, in a sort of what-the-fuck-did-i-just-read way.
     
  5. Dark-Stallion

    Dark-Stallion Professor

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    Nah, fuck that; kill it with fire. There's fanfiction, and sites dedicated to it, and then there's asking your boyfriend to put ice on his lips so you can pretend you're kissing a fictional character. And then posting about it. As if that's a normal, good thing to want/do. Seriously this world...
     
  6. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    There's no role-play in your sex life, Dark-Stallion? Well, fuck that. Having a partner who wants you to have cold lips for a moment for her own fantasy is not a negative.

    Yeah, dude. It's pretty normal.
     
  7. Churchey

    Churchey Supreme Mugwump

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    The funeral one not so much
     
  8. Dark-Stallion

    Dark-Stallion Professor

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    Hmm, I guess I didn't look at it quite like that; fair point. Still seems a bit off for me in terms of standard role-play, to be honest, but maybe that's my Twilight hate-coloured-glasses.
     
  9. justbrowsing

    justbrowsing Seventh Year

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  10. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Today, I realized that my best friend is a soulless freckled ginger.

    MLIHP
     
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    Churchey Supreme Mugwump

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  12. Darth Disaster

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    Nah, I agree with Dark-Stallion. Twilight is an insult to serious authors, storytellers and novelists everywhere. Who knows how many talented writers labor in obscurity while this crazy bitch gets rich off of writing that would get a failing grade in any creative writing class of any standard at all.

    Twilight is trash. People who obsess about it have a taste for trash.

    That doesn't make them bad people, just people with terrible taste.

    And no, nothing you can say will convince me otherwise, or make me repent that opinion.

    Call me a nerd all you want. But however much you try to make the term derogatory, I'm only going to smile and take it as a compliment.

    Tolerance and such is all well and good, but drawing false paralells between something that is rightfully worthy of disdain and something commonly appreciated (by this community) just because there are some surface similarities is disingenuous.
     
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  13. CrackedMind

    CrackedMind Death Eater

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    The rage against Twilight is a bit much, WD. I've never read Twilight nor do I intend to, but that's more due to boredom of the concept then hatred at the mere idea. It's a fucking book; you don't need to be vehement about how it's worse than AIDZ.
     
  14. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Today, I could not begin to express the fuck I did not give. MLIDLP
     
  15. Scrib

    Scrib The Chosen One

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    Don't be silly. My nerdy hobby is totally cooler than their nerdy hobby.

    Twilight reminds me of the bible: It's filled with terrible ideas on the role of men and women and has a bunch of idiots fawning over it's undead hero.
     
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  16. White Rabbit

    White Rabbit Hippity Hoppity DLP Supporter

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    I swear I've seen this posted on DLP before...
     
  17. Portus

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    Best thing I've read all day. And seeing as I read a lot of Biden-laughing-at-Ryan stuff today, that is saying something.
     
  18. Poytin

    Poytin The Arby's Hipster DLP Supporter

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    bombdiggity92 Temporarily Banhammered

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    Wow, who ever posted this thread entertained me for a whole of five minute thanks. And, I'm not being sarcastic, theres some rather amusing post on the mlit site mad lulz.
     
  20. Doctor Whooves

    Doctor Whooves High Inquisitor

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    These are brilliant.

    :)