This. Also, OP, MLIT is very likely older than you are. Because only Twilight fans can be obsessive, am I right? And it isn't even mildly possible that this thread proves only the fact that Twilight fans are mindnumbingly retarded. I may dislike Twilight, but (and this may be a shock to you) its not the worst book ever. Nor is it the greatest slight to the vocation or avocation of writing/authoring.