:twisted:

I just couldn't help myself. :lol:

Sorry :roll:

 

err...How about we just claw out his eye before we kill him...I like my eye...*covers eye with hands*

 

I'm seriously ready to take a woodubber spatoon to his throat.

 

It's all too much! I feel so emotional!
Stained-future -- with a new story!

God, I need to get wasted. I wonder if he's actually going to finish one of these stories. Oooooh! I wonder if this one has WolverineClaws!Harry. *shudders*
Hehe, just got this mental image of someone reading Stained-futures list of fics.
Right. Make a choice...
Lightsaber Harry/Blaise
Force Harry/Tonks (probably got a lightsaber too)
WolverineClaws Harry/Bella/OFC/can't remember the summary.
Suicide.

Its a hard choice isn't it
Nah, seriously, at least he's trying.

 

Well, I've just read it, and well -- there's not much to say really. All 4 chapters were the introduction of the sixteen years of his life. Well, ok, one chapter was and the other three were detailing all his powers and how long it took to develop them.
He and Tonks got together when he was thirteen, but I think he 'skips over' the fact that she would be nineteen or twenty around that time. Either that or I missed it, I can't say I read it very carefully.
And, Harry also has three or four times the amount of midi-chlorians than Luke Skywalker did, according to his mentor, the Force.
Also, I'm just going to quote something here.

If that isn't Super-Harry, I don't know what is.
--
Hi Voldy!
*harry waves hand*
Voldy's head is teared off.
--
Priceless! Absolutely priceless!

 

I say someone invites stained-future over here. I'm not really one for talking about people behind heir backs...I more or less destroy them (verbally) in a review that they'll actually read (if I hate the fic).

So yeah...someone invite him, should be fun. "Fanfiction for Beginners" :twisted:

 

gosh the guy dont get it ha?
Thats the thing i dont like him for...
We give him advices in our reviews on righting and he dont listen.I think Giovanny said he been rude to him in PM.
The story itself is horrible.
I didnt get it why the alien FORCE knows muggle fighting styles?
Hmmmm didnt the Albus see that Harry had a mark?
Crucio doesnt leave scars!
There are many things to bitch about the story and its author but I have to say
Stained Future go back to reading fanfiction!
Dont attempt to write one!

 

God damn it Raven i so wanted the privlige of posting this! *sighs* alas its not to be! anyway i checked it out and well...FUCK! for lack of a better description! *shudders* i incially posted it in awesomely bad fanfcs but i suppose this needs an entire new thread to compensate for the burnings its going to get! stupid fool i would of thought he wised up to the whole starwars/HP shit. *shakes head in discrace*

 

Stained just doesn't get it...

Thats why I flamed him.

 

hmm...what gets to me is how fast you guys jumped him. It's almost as if you have him 'marked' down as a victim. Seriously I dropped it after the second chapter. At least his other story had length.

 

heh we fairly reviewed his other fics, some of us have him on author alert just to see how bad he gets, lol.


Why the hell is he even writing yet another Harry/Lightsaber fic? Granted he has the "force" in this one, but shit in all the other ones he does the exact same thing, he just calls it "magic"

 

i stopped reading after this. A Toddler who can profile situatiion.... He should have just had him born iwth a beard and lightsaber in hand. I can guess this is going to be the usual Harry forgotten abused/forgetten about by parents while spoiling sibling who is believed to be boy who lived but harry really is with super powers, cliche.

 

He has that too, and apparently knew 4th year spells at the tender young age of like 9, lets also mention that he thinks of voldemorts wand as a father figure.

Why is it in all these stories, Harry remember what happened when Voldemort attacked but acquires so much wisdom that he knows that if he spoke up and told the truth he'd be used as a weapon for the wizarding world, i didnt have wisdom at 11, i didnt even know what it was so why does Harry have it!, no fair!

I'd also like to wonder what he actually is going to do once the story starts considering he already wrote everything of importance in those 4 things, I couldn't bring it upon myself to call them chapter.

Im going to now write a oneshot involving Super!harry, hehehehe

 

Honestly I thought it was kind of funny that he had Voldemorts wand as a father figure, and that this fic is better by leaps and bounds than the other ones he has written.

Its still going to devolve into a shitty terrible over-cliched unoriginal sex-filled craptastic orgy of crap... But for now it is at least marginally enjoyable.

 

This one has elves in it!


I thought he might have been original and made harry the son of a god or something, but you gotta hand it to him, he does pump out the cliches at an alarming rate, he's just yet to find a way to do it right

 

Against my better judgement, I just read it...

You know what's the saddest thing? Stained-Future is becoming quite a good writter.

I was just going over it and was surprised by how much he had improved his writing style. I'm not saying it's anything special, but it's quite nice and clear, with very few gramatical and typing errors. He's definitely loads better than most of the writters trolling the FFN these days.

But his plots... ARRRRGGGHH!! I can't beleive how he manages to make the same old mistakes over and over again!

I mean, first three chapters weren't so bad at all. Sure, the kid has no conception of time - he jumps all over the timeline, have Harry fall in love with at least 6 years older girl, and have a 4-5 year old kid act as adult, but it's still interesting, with one very orriginal moment (Voldemort's wand).

But in the fourth chapter, he's back to his old fetishes again. Harry is having military training since he's 6, builds his own lightsaber using components from a tool shack, learns juijicu, ninjicu... <insert 10 more chinese names>, he's 3 times more powerful than Darth Vader, he becomes elemental mage, learns Hogwarts 4th year curciculum when he's 8 and steal Voldemort's memory on top of it (why the hell did he even bother training 18 hours/day since he was 6?).

Arrgh! I just can't beleive that such a solid writer is so intent on ruining his own stories like that! I'm telling you, if he'd just let someone else plan out his stories and slap him around when ever he starts throwing in random "cool" powers, he'd be one of the better dark & intependant writers at FFN.

SHIT, such a wasted potential... heh, stained future; how suitable.