My deepest darkest secret is that I read and write Harry Potter fanfiction. Don't tell my IRL friends. ^^

Really though, I would say it's that... you know, I really can't think of anything. I might have to go out and force myself to read some slash now to just make up for it. Better that than H/G at least.

 

Umm...Let's see...I read and like slash, but not too fluffy, I used to read a lot of H/G, then it started bugging me.

 

For me, I don't mind slash, I like Hermione, and I secretly want to write a story that kill off Harry and sticks a sorta powerful, very flawed female character as the main character...

 

I actually like Hermione as a character. Not HBP mind you, but her character was okay in the past books and she actually cares for Harry's safety but doesn't go overboard about it. I'm also indifferent to Ron, the guy doesn't deserve all the shit he gets... he's pretty good in the books except the 4th one. So adding these two, I usually hate the stories where they are spying on Harry for Dumbledore.

I also hate evil Dark Lord Potter. I can't stand Harry becoming another Voldemort. Actually, Vash's story is the only one I like. xD

I'm a romance junkie as well, and Inquiring Minds is my favourite in that genre. Also, Jeconais is my favourite romance author.

I usually hate fanon Dumbledore. They either make him into a Manipulative bastard or a super light wizard that won't let Harry kill. He's lived for a century or two... he knows what he takes to win wars and that sacrifices must be made, so don't make him into some pacifist.

 

I AM OBSESSED WITH HARRY/LORD VOLDEMORT/SNAPE SLASH AND I LOVE DUMBLEDORE/HARRY/UMBRIDGE AS A PAIRING!!!

 

Well, you are sick, Giovanni. We already know that.

My darkest secret? Well, I don’t like any Dark!Harry stories. And I actually like canon. Most of my stories are Light oriented and happy-go-lucky, if that’s even possible, but the real world is too screwed up already, in my opinion. I won’t add to it by writing more unnecessary violence.

Apart from that, I don’t mind any parings apart from slash. Yes, even H/G, although for me to like one of those it has to be pretty original, and very well written.

Then, I don’t like written comedy except for nonjon’s and blots. Everything else that I’ve tried to read is either too corny or I get tired of it quickly.

That’s about it, I think. Like I said, I'm kinda like a white sheep in this black flock.

Oh, and I like flames. They amuse my twisted side.

 

Ewww.... why'd you put Snape in it?

 

:lol: After reading all that you expect us to beleive you have a :twisted: side? LOL... good one!

--bornagainpenguin

 

I actually like H/Herm.

I don't persay like EVIL Harry... and I also think that:

Petunia/Dudley/Giant Sheep + Voldemort/Hedwig/Ms.Figg/Pikachu + Hagrid/Pansy + Hermionie/Ginny/Slughorn/Mad Eye/Giant Pile of Sh** + Draco/Fred/George/Ms. Weasly * Harry Potter = Weird...crazy, yet oddly sick and interesting fanfiction.

And yes. I HAVE seen all of those pairings in different fics.

 

When Snape is mean to Harry it's obviously sexual tension :roll:

 

Um yeah i'll just be running very fast in this direction :arrow:

 

The grease in his hair can be used as a lubricant, saving Harry and Dumbledore several galleons that would otherwise be spent on KY Magical Lubricant.

 

Oh... That was particularly insightful of you Giovanni. uke:

 

Oh, YUCK. This, Giovanni, this is you.

 

:O.O: OH MY GOD!!!!! uke: uke:

 

so, I've meant to ask you LINKed, what's up with your signature?

 

It says Phear my leetness in 1337 speak.

 

I see it now! What is up with l33t though? I now get what is says, but what is the purpose of the whole writing with letters/lines/numbers/etc.? Or rather, what is 'leet'?

 

Leet speek is what amatuer hackers use to talk, thinking it makes them look "cool".