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Deep Dark Secret

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tobang, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Well, I like H/Luna and Honks... :p
     
  2. Quack

    Quack Second Year

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    Shame on you. =P

    Okay... here it is... I listen to 50 cent. Okay, that's a lie.

    I have to agree with you guys on the blood subject. It's what makes me like Vampires more than Werewolves. Me and my friend got into a argument about that... we were bored, lol. Ultimately I won, of course. Werewolf better than a vampire? Pssssssh.
     
  3. SlytherinDamian

    SlytherinDamian Raptured to Hell

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    I don't think I have any secrets... I've advocated everything from torture to straight out genocide; defended Bush and big oil; said I'd go back in time and blow myself; would strap a bomb to my own kids for a cause I believed in; anorexia chicks and dudes look better... well... I dunno how I could top any of that, but I'll try:

    -I'm a cutter (or was at least)
    -I'm bulimic
    -I think Iran should be allowed to have nukes if we are
    -I actually voted for Gore (bet you didn't see that coming)
    -I'm bi, but I regularly bash gays
    -I think anti-semitism is (unintentionally) hilarious
    -AIDS and cancer are pretty funny too
    -I not only support some eco-activism, I support ELF/ALF acts of vandalism/'terror'
    -I'm a dirty treehugging vegan
    -I think the IRA are a bunch of sellout pussies
    -I think Catholics get a bad rap, and all non Catholic Christians are fakes
    -I think Jihad can't come soon enough
    -I think MS XIII > blood+crips+the italian mafia
    -Heroin and speed are great, and all other drugs are for pussies (esp. weed)
    -I occasionally like 50 Cent, but usually hate Eminem
    -I think Quinten Tarrintino (sp?) sucks
    -I hate Asians. Well actually, I hate Westerners who are always riding Asian (Japanese mainly) pop cultures nuts

    I hope you have learned something new and possibly confusing about me.
     
  4. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    How did you come to that conclusion?
     
  5. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    I'm not sure what he's thinking but if it were me I'd say the fact that 99% of non-Catholic Christians, IE the so called protestants have forgotten how to protest and are now 85% the same as Catholics in their dogma might have something to do with it...

    --bornagainpenguin
     
  6. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Oh, for some reason I thought that she meant that non-catholic Christians didn't believe in God or something. Or maybe that was what she was saying. Ugh, my mind is to fuzzy from just waking up. I'm not Catholic but I certainly believe in the Lord.
     
  7. UnholyWarlord

    UnholyWarlord Fourth Year

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    I belive in protesting and The Lord.
     
  8. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    I believe in protesting "The Lord". (my poor atheist soul is going to hell. *sniff* so sad)
     
  9. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Yes, it really is.
     
  10. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    ARSEHOLE you think any of that is funny. Most people who get cancer have no reason to get it and as you may have or want kids you could get AIDS. BASTARD.

    :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
     
  11. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    I don't think he/she was being serious. Just pointing out all the things that could have been his/her dark secret and listing them.

    Of course, I could be wrong. In that case, I'll join you in your cursing out of SlytherinDamien. That or respect him/her for their very open mind.

    DGD, *pouts* What is that supposed to mean? I just don't advocate brainwashing!
     
  12. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    If they weren't being serious then i'm sorry but they should at least point it out.
     
  13. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    I think organized religion is the worst idea humanity ever came up with. It takes everything that is sacred, and strips it down to mindless, selfserving dogma.

    I also have a pathological hatred for evangelistic fundimentalists who in thir hatred and zeal, miss the fucking point...

    Kinda like these morons...

    Oh, and l'm a Deist.
     
  14. IndoGhost

    IndoGhost Dark Lord

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    Wait I thought SlytherinDamien was a guy.
     
  15. david9

    david9 Banned

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    Shut up breeder!
     
  16. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Everyone has AIDS!
    AIDS AIDS AIDS!
    AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
    Everyone has AIDS!

    And so this is the end of our story
    And everyone is dead from AIDS
    It took from me my best friend
    My only true pal
    My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

    Well I'm gonna march on Washington
    Lead the fight and charge the brigades
    There's a hero inside of all of us
    I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

    My father (AIDS!)
    My sister (AIDS!)
    My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
    The gays and the straights
    And the white and the spades

    Everyone has AIDS!
    My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
    AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
     
  17. apocalypsemeow

    apocalypsemeow Professor DLP Supporter

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    What an interesting...thing.
     
  18. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Huh, the things you learn. That sounds alot like what I believe in, to be honest. I've been pegged an atheist by so many people I just go with it. Along with making cracks against their firm beliefs...

    *blinks* Is it just me, or did he manage to make "Organized Religion" sound like "Organized Crime"?
     
  19. Piccaboo!

    Piccaboo! Second Year

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    Ok I might as well tell my dark secret too. Though it's no fun - 'cos it's not original 9:
    Anyway, firstly we have Ginny; who I tollarate and accept in JKR's work (she even has her good moments at times though i cant call forth anything) but I don't usually read about her in any fanfic -and except for these two authors who actually managed to paint her interestingly - i have avoided H/G like plague.

    And as long as it's well written I read a lot - even try something i don't like once in a while.
     
  20. PsyckoSama

    PsyckoSama Groundskeeper

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    Well, next time they call you that, just tell them that your faith has had many of the worlds smartest and most intelectually gifted individuals in the past 250 years as members, while thiers on the otherhand, has this bitch!

    If the shoe fits... :twisted:
     
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