You may be in the front row seat but I'm beside her dissection table with my Bread Knife of Doom™ sharpened to the max and my hand just itching to cut something.

So, which should I cut off first? Her arms? Her legs? Cut her in half by the waist? Cut her in half vertically? Or should I cut through and dissect her like anyone else would?

Nah, that wouldn't be any fun.

Maybe I should just cut her in half vertically but sideways. That way we'd see all her insides. Although I might not want to know what's inside there.
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