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Oneshot Dinner Time by Dark Syaoran - M - Oneshot

Discussion in 'Dark Arts' started by AcerbusDrake, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. keinve

    keinve Guest

    ... remind me to never be in a room alone with you. ever.
     
  2. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery Prestige

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    Honestly, this made me cringe in all the right ways. Not to spoil anything for others, but I was inexplicably excited when Harry had his final meal at the Dursleys. Tasty.

    I can't give you lower than a 5/5
     
  3. Solomon

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    My...this was fantastic. I'm not lying when I say that I was grinning the whole time I read this fic; it was just that good. Nicely paced, unorthodox methods, thorough and with reason for everything...

    Without a doubt, this is deserves a 5/5
     
  4. Cxjenious

    Cxjenious Dark Lord

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    I like Harry's internal monologue, which happens to encompass the entire oneshot, which means I like the story, though I was hoping Tonks would be spared so she could be speared.

    Harry holding up Dudley's head was priceless. It made think of that episode of South Park, Scott Tederman must Die.

    4.7/5
     
  5. XxEnvyxX

    XxEnvyxX Groundskeeper

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    That was really an awesome oneshot!
    It is very well written and creative to boot^^

    5/5
     
  6. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    I left off rating this so i wouldn't be necro'ing. Excellent Syaoran.

    @Envy: Necro'ing pisses most of the Library oriented DLP'ers off (like myself). Do yourself a favor and cut it the fuck out.
     
  7. Scriblerus

    Scriblerus First Year

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    I loathe first-person. Hate hate hate it.

    But I mostly like this. Creepy as hell, well done, and I like that he ate a bit of Dudders on the way out! 4.5/5


    Edit: I'm sorry--didn't put two and two together and therefore necro'ed. Please don't hurt me.
     
  8. meatzman2

    meatzman2 Backtraced

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    he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha, ahh that fic is a thing of beauty.

    I'm not a fan of your last line though, I felt that there had to be a final statement, but it just didn't seem to quite fit with the previous sentences, maybe it was the first person I'm not sure.

    Nonetheless anything that makes me cackle that hard has to be 5/5
     
  9. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I read this way back in the day, and did it again a few days ago.

    Undoubtably my favorite psycho Harry story. Short, to the point, and with a clever ditty at the end.

    5/5
     
  10. reggin

    reggin Filthy Half-Breed DLP Supporter

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    First time reading this and I loved it. I haven't seen the Dursley's killed this way before. Psycho!Harry FTW. 5/5

    Dinner is served!, bitch.
     
  11. neopyro

    neopyro Third Year

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    I have to say, this is my favorite one shot in the library. 5/5.
     
  12. Nemrut

    Nemrut The Black Mage Prestige

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    That was morbid but awesome at the same time. I just wish the story would continue so we could see the reactions of the Order, seeing that Harry had become a psychopathic cannibal.

    I really had thought he would have killed Dudley's friends as well, seeing that you even described two unknown girls.

    4/5

    Insane Harry ftw
     
  13. Crazy Demon

    Crazy Demon Squib

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    Haha, my stomach actually flipped when I read the final dinner scene. Great oneshot!
     
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