... remind me to never be in a room alone with you. ever.

 

Honestly, this made me cringe in all the right ways. Not to spoil anything for others, but I was inexplicably excited when Harry had his final meal at the Dursleys. Tasty.

I can't give you lower than a 5/5

 

My...this was fantastic. I'm not lying when I say that I was grinning the whole time I read this fic; it was just that good. Nicely paced, unorthodox methods, thorough and with reason for everything...

Without a doubt, this is deserves a 5/5

 

I like Harry's internal monologue, which happens to encompass the entire oneshot, which means I like the story, though I was hoping Tonks would be spared so she could be speared.

Harry holding up Dudley's head was priceless. It made think of that episode of South Park, Scott Tederman must Die.

4.7/5

 

That was really an awesome oneshot!
It is very well written and creative to boot^^

5/5

 

I left off rating this so i wouldn't be necro'ing. Excellent Syaoran.

@Envy: Necro'ing pisses most of the Library oriented DLP'ers off (like myself). Do yourself a favor and cut it the fuck out.

 

I loathe first-person. Hate hate hate it.

But I mostly like this. Creepy as hell, well done, and I like that he ate a bit of Dudders on the way out! 4.5/5


Edit: I'm sorry--didn't put two and two together and therefore necro'ed. Please don't hurt me.

 

he he he ho ho ho ha ha ha, ahh that fic is a thing of beauty.

I'm not a fan of your last line though, I felt that there had to be a final statement, but it just didn't seem to quite fit with the previous sentences, maybe it was the first person I'm not sure.

Nonetheless anything that makes me cackle that hard has to be 5/5

 

I read this way back in the day, and did it again a few days ago.

Undoubtably my favorite psycho Harry story. Short, to the point, and with a clever ditty at the end.

5/5

 

First time reading this and I loved it. I haven't seen the Dursley's killed this way before. Psycho!Harry FTW. 5/5

Dinner is served!, bitch.

 

I have to say, this is my favorite one shot in the library. 5/5.

 

That was morbid but awesome at the same time. I just wish the story would continue so we could see the reactions of the Order, seeing that Harry had become a psychopathic cannibal.

I really had thought he would have killed Dudley's friends as well, seeing that you even described two unknown girls.

4/5

Insane Harry ftw

 

Haha, my stomach actually flipped when I read the final dinner scene. Great oneshot!