The sea?

Now it isn't too short. =P

 

Yeah, I was going to say a pool.

 

Toilette?

(filler)

 

Cadaver?

Err... Morgue work I meant.

 

Sports debates?

Ok, that was random.

 

Ginny Weasley?

 

Only thing I see wrong with this, is that it all relies on only one person to think up something.

Shouldn't it have been NataliaGAG's turn after she guessed it correctly?

 

There's actually a game board/set called Dirty Minds. I imagine that's where Banner is getting most of the clues, seeing as how I recognize a lot of them.

 

@NataliaGAG

You're good, an ocean.
--I'm the Grandaddy of all wet spots.
--I smell fishy.
--Men plunge into me.

New puzzle:

--I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.

 

Hill? Mountain?

 

Pimple.

////

 

Nose.

Leg?

.

 

@Thisperson got it.
Nose

Wow.
--I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
--When I'm not well, I drip.
--When you blow me, you feel better.
You're all making these look easy.


New puzzle:
--I try to do it with sheep.

 

Edit: Oh, never mind, that was a stupid one. Talk about posting before thinking.

Shaver, then.

 

Wool?

Not too short =P

 

Welshman?

<Filler>

 

OK, I'm back.
Yesterday evening, a nasty storm knocked a tree down in our driveway, right where my husband usually parks. The good news is that my husband heard the forecast and parked up on the sheltered side of the house last night. The bad news is that another tree fell on our power lines, just like last week. We lost power and internet (again.)

Alright, I'm done whining.

Next clue:
--I try all night to get the right position.

 

fall asleep or insomniac?

 

@Omagic got it:
Insomniac

Here are the other clues:
--I try to do it with sheep.
--I try all night to get the right position.
--I only sleep in snatches.


New puzzle:
--I wasn't a maiden for long.

 

A voyage.

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