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Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Jon, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. Uncle Stojil

    Uncle Stojil Auror

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    I fill triggered every time I read a post know. Tanks a tonne, guys.
     
  2. omnipotentatus

    omnipotentatus First Year

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    Huh, well this explains why I have been seeing wangs, all over the forum today. I was wandering if it was just a popular thing, to call wands, wangs.
     
  3. Palindrome

    Palindrome Magma Moderator Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Quite popular: It's just another synonym for baguette.

    [storybody]" Harry held his wang aloft, his grip delicate but true, just like his father had shown him. He put one foot forward, his back straight, head held high - a duelist's stance. "[/storybody]

    [storybody]" I due think that Dumbledore wood give the wang to Tom since I think that Dumbledore is a lot more arrogant in his youth so he would think that he could control Tom, "[/storybody]

    I don't see what's so unusual about all this.
     
    Last edited: Apr 1, 2016
  4. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon Prestige DLP Supporter

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    I had a french wang for breakfast this morning. It was delicious.
     
  5. wordhammer

    wordhammer Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    It helps if you pronounce it 'wahngs', like in the stupid Last Airbender movie.
     
  6. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    On one hand, it's cool seeing a piece of my writing embodying the spirit of the holiday. On the other, it may end up forever associated with this wang business. So, feeling ambivalent.
     
  7. Hakairyu

    Hakairyu First Year

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    At first, I did not understand what was going on. But now, I due process it.
     
  8. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King Prestige

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    Well, I'm not about to let a little thing like that stop me from updating Cursebreaking Hamunaptra as soon as I get the next scene done. Rejoice in the moment, Scott, and spread those tremendous moose-mingo wings with pride!
     
  9. Tasoli

    Tasoli Headmaster

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  10. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign Prestige

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    My favorite part of dis mess is dat tags were affected too. Every time I look at the bottom of my thread and see harry/Frank, I simultaneously crack up and sputter in horror at the realization dat I'm apparently wanking slash :eek:

    Edit: w-r-i-t-i-n-g -> wanking gawedammit DLP

    Edit2: guys, imagine reading My Immortal with dis filter

    Edit3: I'm reading The Office oh god my sick sick mind
     
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2016
  11. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    I don't need to know that you're wanking and making a mess.
     
  12. chrnno

    chrnno High Inquisitor

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    I must admit I find this far more funny than it has any right to be.
     
  13. vlad

    vlad Seventh Year Prestige

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    My spelling and grammar are always perfect.
     
  14. Zennith

    Zennith Pebble Wrestler Prestige

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    Can we just keep DLP like this always? Clearly this is best.
     
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