uuuuuuuuuuugh

Lynch: The Waco Kid

 

I can't believe you guys are fucking this up.

 

Nice to see you're burying that knife in me to the end Font, and I hope you eat those words

 

(that better have been in time)

 

If that wasn't in time, I will stab you.

 

It's still in time.

 

Never lynch Beru/Regfan kthx.

 

Please hold.
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Votal 1.9.

Waco (5): Beru, Font, Vaimes, Gemma, DC.
Kalas (2): Reg, Jan.
Font (1): Waco
Beruru (1): Koalas


With nine players alive, it takes five votes to soft-lynch and seven votes to hard-lynch!

Soft-lynch has been reached!



“Guys,” Waco said, tied to a post. Around him were fireworks. “I haven’t even seen this movie, so can we not do an obvious reference?”

A princess shook their* head. “This is why you’re not truly one of us, Waco. You haven’t seen Mulan? How dare you.”

Everyone nodded their agreement, even though some mentally shuffled because they hadn’t seen the movie either.

“Maybe I don’t belong in this game,” Waco sighed.

“You don’t.” A flaming torch was brought forth and the princess took it like a sceptre. “Because you’re scum.”

“But I’m not-”

The torch lit the fuse.

The princesses booked it, as Waco looked up at the stars.

He was about to become one of them.

Oh well.

The explosion destroyed much of the surrounding forest, but it was deemed a necessary sacrifice because a scum was dead!

Which was wrong.



Waco was lit up like the fourth of July!


He was Mulan, a Town Villager.


Night has started!


*It’s surprising to many, but princesses don’t have to be female. Anyone can be a princess. Everyone is a princess. Including you. <3

 

Effective immediately, Fluff replaces Kalas!
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That morning, Reg was found at the doorstep of his house, in a puddle of water. Robes were found on his wrists, and he had obviously been drowned in three inches of water.

“An uncreative death,” a princess declared. Everyone nodded.

“There’s only one thing we can do,” another said. “We must loot Reg’s house for clues.”

Everyone nodded again. This they could get behind.

As they looted Reg’s house for valuables, a princess found a box of needles and gauze. Also, there were a bunch of medical posters hanging up, and a lot of tables like you’d find in a doctor’s office.

But that probably meant nothing.


Reg drowned!

He was Ariel, the Town 1-Shot Doctor!


Livelist. (7).

Beru.
DC.
Fluff.
Font.
Gemma.
Jan.
Vaimes.

With seven alive, it will be four to soft-lynch, and six to hard-lynch!

Day Two has started!

 

Was actually really hoping for the 24 hour delay so I could finish this thing. Reg dying makes it a lot easier though, so shrug.

 

Someone gave me a thing.
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Reg dying makes the game easier?

Ummm.

 

Oh, Reg WAS the protective. That sucks.

I want to blast font for yesterday but I really think that was too forward for scum. I also want to blast the koalas slot but it just replaced so I don't really want to go in on that until fluff does something.

So I'm kind of at a loss for what to do now.

I guess Lynch: Vaimes? At the very least maybe we can make him dance for our amusement.

 

(also: somewhat disinclined to take font's word for it on her Vaimes read given yesterday's lynch)

 

https://imgur.com/7xO0Jr2

Can't seem to get the image to embed, sorry. Or the link to work, bluh. W/e, you guys can copy paste.

That's likely unalignments up to post 204, at which point I went to bed and couldn't continue. I'm expecting to knock out more (like gemma/kalas, dc/kalas) as I go.

Source posts for the unalignments are:

Spoiler

Kalas/Von: 4, 51, 139
Gemma/Jan: 9, 42, 43, 65, 72, 124, 143, 163, 168, 173, 175, 189
Gemma/bears: 23, 118, 169, 170, 171, 176, 179, 182, 187, 188, 193, 196, 198, 201
dc/bears: 26, 45, 87, 96, 99, 103, 110, 116, 125, 127, 145, 152, 200
dc/Kalas: 29, 66
jan/kalas: 33-41, 53-58
Jan/bears: 50, 169, 190
dc/jan: 60, 63
kalas/bears: 66, 84, 86
bears/von: 85, 92, 132, 135, 140, 146, 148, 149
bears/reg: 85, 92, 136, 138, 202
von/reg: 137, 202
dc/reg: 138
reg/jan: 138
von/dc: 146, 159
gemma/von: 154, 161, 180, 184
reg/kalas: 202,
reg/gemma: 204

Yellow is mostly meaningless, orange is pretty meaningless, red is pretty meaningful, and dark red means I'm pretty certain.
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I hope you're not drinking the wifom here.

 

What wifom babe?

 

/Eye rolling intensifies
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Oh, also:

Vote: Von
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And here's the post counts for yesterDay:

Gemma: 240
Beruru: 163
Reg: 127
Jan: 121
Fonti: 107
dC: 69
Kalas: 55
Von: 38
Waco: 36

 

Why do I suddenly feel like some kind of third wheel...

Okay, I wasn't expecting that. Do you want to explain further? (No is an acceptable answer)

 

Votal 2.1.

Vaimes {2}: DC, Font.

Not Voting (5): Beru, Fluff, Gemma, Jan, Vaimes.

 

Oh, I'm glad that's acceptable.

No.